dr. biblically accurate sal vulcano

mama this is garbage

[dr. biblically accurate sal vulcano @maxgoofofficial]

14 year old me would be freaking out that darren criss threw garbage off a stage at me and apologized. but luckily 28 year old me was only a little weird about it and said “it’s ok thank you i love it!”

[dr. biblically accurate sal vulcano @maxgoofofficial]

genuinely think there’s a conspiracy going on at usps. why do you send me an email with my incoming mail for the day and it never arrives. then I go to submit missing mail and your website loads infinitesimally 🤨

[han @heymorewords]

there’s something lowkey embarrassing about going into work on your birthday

[Milu @dollisheart]

In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i’m sure

[dr. biblically accurate sal vulcano @maxgoofofficial]

I feel like a giant adult baby after not following directions to take a vitamin with food and throwing up instantly after

[dr. biblically accurate sal vulcano @maxgoofofficial]

my dad buying me a prince vinyl knowing full well I am trying to collect michael jackson records 🤨 why is he involving himself in 40 year old beef in which both parties are already dead

[dr. biblically accurate sal vulcano @maxgoofofficial]

I love being the only doctor at work so I can play the ballad of sweeney todd (2023 cast recording) on aux and nobody can say anything about it

[dr. biblically accurate sal vulcano @maxgoofofficial]

when I realized I have free will and can actually use the money in my savings account for things I want to save up for

[dr. biblically accurate sal vulcano @maxgoofofficial]

to the woman who overheard that the barista couldn’t give me the bathroom code without a purchase then asked for the bathroom code herself so i could “overhear it”…..I hope all of your dreams come true

[dr. biblically accurate sal vulcano @maxgoofofficial]

how I feel hitting “no thanks” when websites prompt me to use AI

[dr. biblically accurate sal vulcano @maxgoofofficial]

me finding out from this tweet

[The King of Burbank @kingofburbank2]

Me finding out from Twitter that Rue died

[dr. biblically accurate sal vulcano @maxgoofofficial]

my latest birthday party theme idea

[dr. biblically accurate sal vulcano @maxgoofofficial]

my 65 year old woman tea

[dr. biblically accurate sal vulcano @maxgoofofficial]

my dormant love for michael jackson coming back in full force 🤩 but this time I have adult money and can buy all his records and merch 🤩🤩🤩

[dr. biblically accurate sal vulcano @maxgoofofficial]

today I learned apparently every single person I know cares about basketball

[dr. biblically accurate sal vulcano @maxgoofofficial]

graduation speaker at my alma mater talking about AI in eye care……who allowed this???? we literally have doctorates to evaluate eyes for blinding disease and AI cannot replace that???? I’m throwing tomatoes 🍅🍅🍅

[dr. biblically accurate sal vulcano @maxgoofofficial]

I wish I could live in a woodsy cabin (for the aesthetic) but it be in new york city (for the function)

[ninaaaa ☆ @cosmoninaut]

i am whatever the opposite of a cinephile is i love stupid movies I love rewatching them a million times i love never having seen the godfather

[dr. biblically accurate sal vulcano @maxgoofofficial]

I finally updated my iphone to have the chat backgrounds and I felt so loved seeing backgrounds my friends had already put for us 🥺

[dr. biblically accurate sal vulcano @maxgoofofficial]

morgan mcmichaels on all stars 11

[dr. biblically accurate sal vulcano @maxgoofofficial]

just remembered I signed up for a 10K in a couple weeks and I have not been exercising let alone running