Max Gorham

[Max Gorham @maxgorham]

@HMRCcustomers I have tried that and it still hasn't worked. When completing this then filling out detail it still says "We could not confirm your identity"

[Max Gorham @maxgorham]

@RentalAddcar it has now been 2 months and I have still not received my deposit for my car rental in Sofia, Bulgaria on the 26th of January.

[Max Gorham @maxgorham]

@OceanBristol our shower is still not working over 3 weeks after being reported, mould is still growing on carpet.

[Max Gorham @maxgorham]

Hi @Letwithease can I have my £750 back pls it's been over 3 week since you let us down by trying to let a house without planning permission

[Max Gorham @maxgorham]

@CallumMorrison @Fensterrr @NorthernerLogic eat shit and die

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

With a skeleton crew, filming for Amazon Prime's new motoring programme has begun.

[Max Gorham @maxgorham]

@XOYO_London can I wear shorts tonight?

[Max Gorham @maxgorham]

@JordanAllboRymo @AleexTurneer can we agree that the tweet would have been much more simple of it read "couldn't resist going out tonight"

[Max Gorham @maxgorham]

@AleexTurneer @JordanAllboRymo no it doesn't

[Max Gorham @maxgorham]

@AleexTurneer @JordanAllboRymo "I'm not resisting not falling over"= I am falling over

[Max Gorham @maxgorham]

@AleexTurneer @JordanAllboRymo "I'm resisting falling over" = I'm not falling over

[Max Gorham @maxgorham]

@AleexTurneer @JordanAllboRymo If you are resisting not going out, then you would be going out

[Max Gorham @maxgorham]

@AleexTurneer @JordanAllboRymo exactly if you are not resisting not going out, you are staying in!

[Max Gorham @maxgorham]

@JordanAllboRymo @AleexTurneer so if he "could not not" meaning he is not resisting not going out, therefore isn't going out

[Max Gorham @maxgorham]

@JordanAllboRymo @AleexTurneer how? couldn't is an abbreviation of "could not" so reads "could not not resist going out tonight"

[Max Gorham @maxgorham]

@AleexTurneer no it still insinuates you're not going out, should read "couldn't resist going out tonight"

[Max Gorham @maxgorham]

@AleexTurneer so you're not going out? Very confusing use of a double negative

[Alex Turner @AleexTurneer]

Nahhhh when one earphone dies 🔫🔫🔫