Max Grandison

Reading based sauce and condiment enthusiast

[Rotherfield Park Utd @RPUFC]

RPUFC veterans are in search of a new home ground for 2023/24 campaign in @HellenicLeague Vets league. Wednesday night preferred but home games can also be played Tues or Thurs. Great opportunity for a club in Reading/Berks/South Oxfordshire area to get some extra income 💷

[Max Grandison @maxgrandison]

@AdieDurrant1 @CoxCox44 @th1763 @CarolannG_85 Been waiting so long the restaurant has closed down!

[Max Grandison @maxgrandison]

@CoxCox44 @th1763 @CarolannG_85 Where the hell is this Thai 9?!

[Max Grandison @maxgrandison]

@secondmentions Must be by total weight of fruit, which is still surprising. If it’s by number of individual fruits that’s insane!

[Max Grandison @maxgrandison]

.@sainsburys really disappointing service on delivery tonight. 9 items undelivered, realised as I was unpacking and called customer services seconds after the driver left. Was told all drivers from store (Calcot) were back and finished for evening despite store being 20 mins away

[Max Grandison @maxgrandison]

@_youhadonejob1 There will be blood

[Max Grandison @maxgrandison]

@sid_lambert Recorded this on VHS, marked the sleeve: ‘Holland v Czech Republic, best game of all time’. It’s still in the loft somewhere

[Max Grandison @maxgrandison]

@Loafnico So much respect if you didn’t have to Google George Francis

[Max Grandison @maxgrandison]

@secondmentions Belly Button Anniversaries

[Max Grandison @maxgrandison]

⁦@wackaging⁩ #wackaging

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Beauty and the Beast
2 Beauty 2 Beast
Beauty and the Beast:Tokyo Drift

[GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge]

FILM IDEA. Planet of the Apes but with chickens. I'm calling it Chicken Of The Apes.

[Is Sir John Curtice On TV? @JohnCurticeOnTV]

Yes.

[Political Partridge @PoliticalAP]

"Yes. It's an extender!"

(Via @willriley100)

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[throws grenade into enemy trench]
Me: shit, give that back. That was an avocado

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

This is my favourite exchange of Trump's presidency.

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

“Where are you from?”
“Frome”
“Sorry - where are you frome?”