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i am the famous Max Green boner! can you handle this? i tweet random stuff but prepare for max love central on this twitter page :)

[Max's Armpits! @MaxsArmpits]

*sniff sniff* smells like success @max_the_ripper what are you up too? 😏

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@max_the_ripper follow <3

[Alexandra Norris @XmaxsbakerX]

@max_the_ripper where the fuck are you bro?!?

[Alexandra Norris @XmaxsbakerX]

@max_the_ripper max, there are rumors going around that are saying "MAX GREEN IS THE SEXIEST MAN" is it true?? ;]

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share the love <3

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#EscapeTheFate for life
@EscapeTheFate

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seriously guys. RT if you hate beliebers more than Justin Bieber

[Alexandra Norris @XmaxsbakerX]

we should trend #biebernodick :) my life would be made

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you guys need to get busy and tweet me :) keep this boner happy! if im happy @max_the_ripper is happy ;)

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there is 2 things happening on my timeline at the moment. 1 person tweeting and justin bieber be RT like no other...

[Max Green's nipple @maxgsnipple]

ETF ARMY! i need more followes <3 help me out? :)

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tweet me bitches! <3

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wow. you guys are so dedicated to @max_the_ripper boner <3

ive never been so proud! :')

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“@DustinStout: @maxgreensboner hi I'm Dustin :3” hi! omg this was soooo long ago! >.< im sorry <3

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@DustinStout hi hi :)

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BOOOIIIIINNNG! ;)

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I'm back ;) did you miss me <3

[Max Green's nipple @maxgsnipple]

Nip nip :3
No!
O.o
Herp derp :3

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Halloo my peers! :) how Are you on this 2nd of july! O.o