Max Smith

[Max Smith @MaxHaraku]

🙈 what if we kissed at Nancy Pelosi’s vandalized house 😳

[Max Smith @MaxHaraku]

@Satchfield Uhhh I live down the street and my side gate has been randomly open lately.. That’s scary af. Officially freaked and gonna have to hire a boyfriend or get a dog 😭😰😳

[Max Smith @MaxHaraku]

@DaveStrait What happened!

[Max Smith @MaxHaraku]

Made this for myself

[Max Smith @MaxHaraku]

Watched #StorageWars today at lunch and now I’m walking around the house yellin “YUUUP” and “KAPOW” with every move I make. Called my pizza rolls “THESE bad boys”. This is the new me.

[Max Smith @MaxHaraku]

He’s a 10 but he’s the Arby’s oven mitt

[Max Smith @MaxHaraku]

@bowtecharchery I’m about to go through spinal surgery and all I want is to build up my strength enough to shoot your best bow that fits my size and shoulder as soon as my body allows…I’m 4’11”🙃

[Nato Coles @NatoColes]

I'm sorry but I can't stop

[Jimmy (not one of those) Rothschild(s) @Pale_0ntologist]

To be clear this is a military occupation by the State because the State killed someone.

[Max Smith @MaxHaraku]

Feral dogs are better trained than the cops.

[Max Smith @MaxHaraku]

Stunned by the shit coming out of this mans mouth #DerekChauvinTrail

[Max Smith @MaxHaraku]

If you don’t chance getting poison ivy on your palms and knees while your boy fucks you from behind off trail did you even go hiking?

[Max Smith @MaxHaraku]

@DaveStrait Happy Fat Tuesday !!!!!!

[Max Smith @MaxHaraku]

These 25 year old white brats quoting City Girls are laughable; my little sister is hotter than you and I caught my little brother trying to dom a bagel once so him wanting to fuck on you isn’t a good thing.

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

Sometimes I think about opening up the gates and taking a hundred bucks from the gift shop

[Max Smith @MaxHaraku]

@hoe_cialist Lol also you wanna post about drama publicly thinkin I was mad you “talk about stripping too much” instead of it bein some real shit go ahead then cuz that’s bullshit. I wanted to be in your life not only based on job but didn’t feel that way.

[Max Smith @MaxHaraku]

Anarchy mutual aid punks love sex workers and advocating for our rights until one gets too close to their man 👀

[Max Smith @MaxHaraku]

@hoe_cialist Act how you want I guess don’t seem smart or helpful tho

[Max Smith @MaxHaraku]

Before you go looking for buried treasure like apologies or humanization, you gotta reignite the torch that showed you the way on your first excursion with them.

[Comrade Tripp @ComradeTripp]

Don't smile because its over, cry because it happened.

[Max Smith @MaxHaraku]

Math class had me feeling worthless and stupid