Dave Strait

has glasses- yet stupid. sleeps thru breakfast in @theslowdeathMN

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Put Ant Edwards in an NBA broadcast team with Grady and Harlan once a season and (you’ll have to) put it on HBO… well, because it would have to be.

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@SlangsOnSports KENT HRBEK! MY first hero.

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Nuggets coach is a McPoyle

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I was born in 1980 and was a latchkey kid. The Tiny Tunes They Might Be Giants episode might be one of the most formative things in my life. String cheese by myself

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@newdorkmets Mets

[wint @dril]

when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore

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Simpsons “Monorail” or “You Only Move Twice” are great, but picking a favorite Simpsons ep is an insane task for me. So I’ll say ��Remedial Chaos Theory” from Community.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

What is the single best episode of television you’ve ever seen?

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Twins fans after the potential Pablo TJ surgery.

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

Norwegian athlete Atle Lie McGrath was distraught after a poor slalom performance at the Olympics. He threw away his ski poles and walked into the forest.

In an interview, he said he had hoped to dedicate a victory to his late grandfather, but a mistake cost him the gold medal.

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

If you’re healthy enough your doctor will deputize you and make you a doctor as well

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@PussycowLA Robbie Robertson sux. Unfortunately he wrote a lot of good songs that he couldn’t pull off, but Levon (coolest dude ever) could.

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@PussycowLA Levon Helm is the only non-Canadian member of The Band but he is the coolest person that has ever lived.

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@PussycowLA Yes. It might help if you have uppers and you’re 25, but I love it.

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Rock = 1 snare hit per measure
Rock n roll = 2
Tis that easy.

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@Kappa_Kappa

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@dustyf1nish W St Paul Pineda.

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@SeeksMaria @PussycowLA The Snelling store and also the warehouse (Landfill) down the street from the Turf.

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@SeeksMaria @PussycowLA Cheapo

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@SeeksMaria @PussycowLA Oh, Grant. He didn’t own it; just kinda held court at the Turf Club every night. Specifically the basement bar there, The Clown Lounge.