"Man, I wish there was a part of the year where I feel sweat in my asscrack every day, every single day."
"Well I think I know just a season. But tell me, how do you feel about being covered in bugs?"
"I love it!"
"Well, you won't believe what I have in store for you!"
@60Minutes It's always blaming shit they don't understand like Candy Crush and avacado toast and 9 dollar coffee. MY DUDE. YOU DID THIS. YOU ALL DID THIS. IT IS YOUR FAULT.
Full circle in the Windy City! 💨 @ShotziTCB stays at the top of the mountain, retaining her HOG Women’s Title right where she first won it.
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@egoraptor It would be interesting to see/hear a Sequelitis as more of a video essay. Because I'm sure there are endless things about game design you could passionately talk about.
My wife seeing a video on Tiktok: Babe, which one of these guys is bad?
Me: That one, @The_MJF
Wife: Oh... is he a piece of shit in real life?
Me: No dear, he's an asshole.
Wife: huh?
Me: You can be an asshole without being a piece of shit.
Wife: Like your brother?
Me: exactly
RECORD BREAKER: “Melania,” a documentary following the first lady in the 20 days before President Trump’s second inauguration, earns $8 million opening weekend — reportedly making it the biggest documentary debut in more than a decade.
Me: Why can't you ever LOSE weight?
My Genetics: AYE, YE NEVER KNOWE WHEN YE NEXT MEAL BE!
Me: It's Tuesday, I've been planning this meal for a week...
My Genetics: GOTTA STORE LOTS AND LOTS OF FAT FOR YE HARSH WINTER AHEAD!