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[M♠️XIMUS @maxheron]

...I certainly hope the new #Jackass isn't just a god damnded compilation video that I could have made on iMovie plus twelve minutes of POOPIES.

[M♠️XIMUS @maxheron]

"Man, I wish there was a part of the year where I feel sweat in my asscrack every day, every single day."
"Well I think I know just a season. But tell me, how do you feel about being covered in bugs?"
"I love it!"
"Well, you won't believe what I have in store for you!"

[M♠️XIMUS @maxheron]

@60Minutes It's always blaming shit they don't understand like Candy Crush and avacado toast and 9 dollar coffee. MY DUDE. YOU DID THIS. YOU ALL DID THIS. IT IS YOUR FAULT.

[M♠️XIMUS @maxheron]

We gotta stop giving people money.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Frank Miller has drawn his first ever comic cover for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

(Source: https://t.co/T8nXguEexb)

[M♠️XIMUS @maxheron]

I've got seven questions and five of them are about the referee...

[TrillerTV @Triller_TV]

Full circle in the Windy City! 💨 @ShotziTCB stays at the top of the mountain, retaining her HOG Women’s Title right where she first won it.

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[M♠️XIMUS @maxheron]

On the last day of Black History Month, you love to see it.

[Raion @Raion74_]

I have a new favorite gif

[Brian Myers @Myers_Wrestling]

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[M♠️XIMUS @maxheron]

@egoraptor It would be interesting to see/hear a Sequelitis as more of a video essay. Because I'm sure there are endless things about game design you could passionately talk about.

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[M♠️XIMUS @maxheron]

My wife seeing a video on Tiktok: Babe, which one of these guys is bad?
Me: That one, @The_MJF
Wife: Oh... is he a piece of shit in real life?
Me: No dear, he's an asshole.
Wife: huh?
Me: You can be an asshole without being a piece of shit.
Wife: Like your brother?
Me: exactly

[M♠️XIMUS @maxheron]

That's just lying. We're all on the internet right now. You know we can all fact check this right?

[Fox News @FoxNews]

RECORD BREAKER: “Melania,” a documentary following the first lady in the 20 days before President Trump’s second inauguration, earns $8 million opening weekend — reportedly making it the biggest documentary debut in more than a decade.

[M♠️XIMUS @maxheron]

To answer your racist uncle, yes this winter storm DOES have something to do with climate change.

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[M♠️XIMUS @maxheron]

Yo, what?

[M♠️XIMUS @maxheron]

Me: Why can't you ever LOSE weight?
My Genetics: AYE, YE NEVER KNOWE WHEN YE NEXT MEAL BE!
Me: It's Tuesday, I've been planning this meal for a week...
My Genetics: GOTTA STORE LOTS AND LOTS OF FAT FOR YE HARSH WINTER AHEAD!

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[Teffo @Teffo_01]

LMFAOOOO PUNK 😂😭😭😭

[M♠️XIMUS @maxheron]

Look. I care for you. I respect you. I adore our friendship... it's just... for some reaSON... I CANNOT REMEMBER YOUR FUCKING NAME...

[M♠️XIMUS @maxheron]

@PopFusionHQ Did... did they just segregate country music?