Maxwell 💛

I have a degree in being cringe, ama ~ he/they ~ 26

[Maxwell 💛 @maxheyliger]

I am the peak of comedy thank you @jonasbrothers

[Maxwell 💛 @maxheyliger]

anyway I CANNOT be on this app anymore
for the meantime feel free to find me here https://t.co/sDgoFx2wNA
goodbye you evil evil app

[icy @glacialkraken]

this mario kart roster if it didnt suck ass

[free palestine 🇵🇸 @eclairification]

banshees of inisherin? more like ban CDs of ed sheeran. hate that guy

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

Busch Gardens, Virginia, open their new rollercoaster, Apollo’s Chariot.

Supermodel Fabio dedicates the coaster with its inaugural ride, but he is hit in the face with a goose, causing an ugly spectacle.

“This wasn’t an accident, and it’s going to happen again,” he says.

[Maxwell 💛 @maxheyliger]

@lauraswyggs stop the polls

[sky @hannibalbareass]

i lowkey ate with this

[Maxwell 💛 @maxheyliger]

update on this
its never not on
even if no one is in the office kitchen it just keeps playing
I have have been forced to listen to more big bang theory in the past 2 weeks than anyone should be subjected to in a lifetime

[Maxwell 💛 @maxheyliger]

to the mfers playing big bang theory in the office break room and then walking away I hope you pass away

[LJ 👩🏻‍🦰🍒🪐 @crotchner2]

saving the other half of my drink for later

[Maxwell 💛 @maxheyliger]

why is running so embarrassing

[FancyAndGrand @jake_my_day]

Starving pirates contemplating their last meal

[pinar @pienar]

dont feel like it

[Maxwell 💛 @maxheyliger]

as always @johnnymanchild on top
huge shout out to @Deanna_Gowland
both highly underrated

[Maxwell 💛 @maxheyliger]

Here's my 2023 on @Spotify, all wrapped up. Get yours now. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/sdqCmN6SrM

[Maxwell 💛 @maxheyliger]

the worst part of working this thanksgiving is that I will miss luffy's first macy's day parade

everyone say hi to him for me

[guy @guymrdth]

“snow lands on top” is so cold you know suzanne collins had to go for a walk after that one

[Maxwell 💛 @maxheyliger]

@johnnymanchild actively begging for you to come to dc, norfolk va, or richmond va

[Maxwell 💛 @maxheyliger]

hey I don't know if you all know this but let me put you on to a little secret

wawa has pizza

[BREADSWORD @BREADSWORD]

love it when an actor gets in the booth and just goes absolutely freako mode sicko style on the mic. hell yeah