Max

I’m alone. I am not lonely. (he/him)

[Max @maxhhaley]

having your career ended by mikel merino

[Max @maxhhaley]

yorkshire lad being the life and soul, standard behaviour

[England @England]

John Stones 🕺😂

The energy in the changing room last night 🔥

[Max @maxhhaley]

that’s as good as it gets

[Max @maxhhaley]

i shudder to think the five we’d put out if this went to pens

[Max @maxhhaley]

won’t be sleeping for four days i reckon

[Max @maxhhaley]

sorry not heroin, this is crack cocaine

[Max @maxhhaley]

feels like i’ve been mainlining heroin for the last fifteen minutes

[Max @maxhhaley]

we are not even at the second hydration break for fuck sake

[Max @maxhhaley]

fucking hell this is absolutely mental

[Max @maxhhaley]

if he stutters his run up i want him shot

[Max @maxhhaley]

imagine being in bed for this

[Max @maxhhaley]

well this match has certainly delivered

[Max @maxhhaley]

feels like i’ve been mainlining heroin for the last fifteen minutes

[Max @maxhhaley]

i am very much awake

[Max @maxhhaley]

the football is quite good, who knew?

[Max @maxhhaley]

birmingham were probably right to retire his number to be fair

[Max @maxhhaley]

how hasn’t he blown up already?

[Max @maxhhaley]

he’s a robot man, unbelievable strike

[Max @maxhhaley]

properly awful stuff from gabriel there

[Max @maxhhaley]

i mean yes obviously that was going to happen

[Max @maxhhaley]

odegaard is so fucking dreadful, he has transfer to turkey written all over him