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Typing random things on a keyboard 💃

[max @maxi_goshee]

There is literally nothing else to do

[helen holmes @helenbholmes]

why is everyone in the grass in england? these are all within days of each other. what does it mean

[max @maxi_goshee]

I’m so gay I thought this was a Grindr profile #happypride

[max @maxi_goshee]

God I’ve lost the plot

[max @maxi_goshee]

You say 1/2 a trend cycle I say come to London

[Aerin @FromAerin]

We’re literally 1/2 a trend cycle away from this style again

[max @maxi_goshee]

Eating a massive salad in the sun with a side of brie and crackers, feeling like a winner

[max @maxi_goshee]

The war is over (I’m not longer celibate)

[max @maxi_goshee]

@rianphin Dear Rian,

apologies for the begging in advance! Please for the love of all things good allow me to help you. I direct you to the image below in which you acknowledged my presence… as such - and alongside my skills and experience - I would certainly #killit xx

[max @maxi_goshee]

My dad said this when I came out

[Grace @gracecamille_]

guy on dance floor turned to me and said “Miss girl, you’ve been doing the curly hair jig all night!”

[max @maxi_goshee]

Made it everyone’s problem that I wasn’t going out Friday and then went out 💕

[max @maxi_goshee]

I’m so gay I heard a baby crying and thought it was soak up the sun by Sheryl Crow

[max @maxi_goshee]

Told a guy on Grindr I’m a journalist and he asked if I was taking pitches and commissions… unheard of levels of job insecurity to be using Grindr like LinkedIn

[max @maxi_goshee]

Nvm he hasn’t texted me back someone take me out back and put me out like Fido

[max @maxi_goshee]

Sitting in the sun and feeling like it’s all worth it

[max @maxi_goshee]

Sitting in the sun and feeling like it’s all worth it

[max @maxi_goshee]

Been on hinge for 5 years - yikes - and have been seeing the same people for 5 years… it’s a family affair huh

[max @maxi_goshee]

This is what taking the joke to far feels like

[The Life Of Brian @DaytrippingRed]

“Can my mate come back to the gaff with us? Honestly, he’s sound, quiet fella, won’t know he’s there”

The mate:

[DIDU @muglare]

Need someone to upload the full curriculum. I have done reading to do.

[max @maxi_goshee]

Walking in the sun, feeling like I’m on cloud 9, listening to the Party Girl (1995) soundtrack… dare I say life is worth it ?

[max @maxi_goshee]

“Yeth pleath mithuss”

[max @maxi_goshee]

Na-Baron Feyd Rautha🤭