Maxi Versace

livet är en gåva

[Maxi Versace @maxi_versace]

Galen kväll igår

[Glenn Hysén @Glenn_Hysen]

Ikväll lossnar det, 4-0 så gött. Ha d gott. Glenn

[DIF @D_J_U_U_U_U_U]

Haha asså…

[ain’t the real #3 @NotCnnorMcDavid]

Anyone mind if this white boy speaks a little español this evening??

[Kirk lind @lind_kirk]

Tänk om, tänk om... Jag vill också lite rampljus än den blonda.

[Maxi Versace @maxi_versace]

Weekend i Nice, middag på Riche, vi kan dricka skumpa här för jag har kompispris

[Kirk lind @lind_kirk]

@Blasse1932 Man kan säga såhär: man kan få titta på menyn, men äta hemma.

[Maxi Versace @maxi_versace]

@HugoNorinder Så är det 💯

[Maxi Versace @maxi_versace]

Ryanair till helsinki
Beställer 2 öl 2 shots
Pommes med dip

[Maxi Versace @maxi_versace]

Hemligt nummer, jag sa vem, han sa bror det e jag, vissa tar för lightly på broderskap

[Maxi Versace @maxi_versace]

Madi Banja

[Maxi Versace @maxi_versace]

El grande!
Du kommer att vara saknad, coach❤️

[Shayan Hosiny @HosinyShayan]

@KungsangensIF
Min klubb. Min familj. Mitt hem.

Jag kom till klubben som 20 åring och blev en del av Herrverksamheten vid 22. Fyra år senare har jag nu gjort min sista hemmamatch som huvudtränare i klubben och säkrat kontraktet för fortsatt div 2 spel!

Tack för allt 🤍💙

[Kirk lind @lind_kirk]

Den här stormen Kirk...

[Maxi Versace @maxi_versace]

Brukade ha K’s i min trakt
Nu på min kropp så är det is överallt

[JR Levert @JRho_11]

"Ball up top" is tweet of the year. No competition lmao

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Me drinking my 9th beer at the pregame

[Maxi Versace @maxi_versace]

(Har guzz)

[Maxi Versace @maxi_versace]

Rodeo lifestyle

[Maxi Versace @maxi_versace]

Det finns många bevis att Gud är god, att knäcka ut en vit Monster innan jobbet är ett sådant

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Hangover cure:

1. Wake up feeling sad but strangely powerful and listen to Stan by Eminem
2. Drink a black coffee and hit the gym, nod at your gym crush like Tim Riggins (her face is stunning and her body is insane - picture if Jessica Biel played College volleyball), remain calm when she tells you her and her boyfriend broke up
3. Take a hot shower while mentally rehearsing what you’re gonna say next time you see her, log into Facebook to look at pictures of her - to your surreal surprise she sent you a message: “I’m hurting so bad can I please come see you later so we can be hungover together”
4. Meet up with your boys to debrief the night and watch The Place Beyond The Pines, bring each of them blueberries & banana smoothies with protein added - pull the window blinds down to eliminate glare on the TV screen
5. Invite your gym crush over to watch True Detective (Season 1), take a pause break when she tells you you would make a good detective - bang with the same intensity as McConaughey and Michelle Monaghan
6. Go on YouTube and watch music videos from your early teenage years, smoke cigarettes together while reminiscing on what each song makes you think of (Try by Pink, Airplanes, When You Were Young by The Killers) - bang a second time when Knock You Down by Kanye Ne-Yo & Keri Hilson comes on
7. Bake an apple pie together while FaceTiming her cool Aunt for advice (calming, remarkably hot, so good at life you find it fascinating), pretend you don’t realize the baking exercise was just an excuse for your gym crush to show you off to her
8. Shower together and bang again (optional but recommended), afterwards let her wear one of your High School football t-shirts
9. At 10:50PM watch The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, take it 10/10 seriously, pause the movie every 30 minutes to discuss who you think the villain is
10. When your gym crush falls asleep send a sentimental text to the friend you had in Middle School who you remember listening to When You Were Young with on your way to Six Flags

Important:
1) Get all your banging out of the way before the movie so that you’re fully locked in for it
2) Don’t even think about wearing a condom (you’ve had a crush on this girl for 3 years)
3) Don’t over-speak on the Facetime but don’t be shy either - put yourself out there, talk to your gym crush’s Aunt like you already know her
4) The shirt you give her must be 100% cotton
5) No checking Instagram, no checking emails, no checking any apps besides Twitter