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physics grad student and terminally online lesbian | she/her

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we’re taking applications for people to beat up

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@sclv emergency gigachad image

[Blake Allen @Blake_Allen13]

Republicans are now spending in Louisiana. Republican spending decisions over the last week have led me to believe that their internal polls nationally have late breakers in a lot of states moving towards Democrats

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i’m trying so hard not to drink the blue tsunami koolaid. at this point i’m running out of alternative explanations

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@yuzu_4ever i’m not doing anything untoward!

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flirting with beautiful women on twitter while TAing. one of this world's little pleasures

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

I don't know why Nate Silver has to "live down" predicting a 30% chance Trump would win in 2016. Things with 30% likelihood still happen all the time! 30% of the time in fact!

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@tinglefork smh can't a girl dream

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@pr31gnn yes???!?!?!

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@babyknifespice OKAY !!

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@pr31gnn WHAT THE FUCK??

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"yeah i couldn't come to intro mechanics today. i had a jane street interview"

is berkeley ok???

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@tinglefork man that sucks. just lmk next time and i'll be sure not to call you 😇

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@teacupsandflan yeag

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trader joe’s out of scallion pancakes it was like fifteen 9/11s

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it's actually fucking over dude

[Dan Roberts @danintheory]

We are announcing three new discoveries in mathematics, computer science, and physics about harmonic analysis, complexity theory, and quantum field theory.

https://t.co/9BX8HWQDTJ

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@femme_faerie true

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“average florida voter rabidly anti-communist” factoid actually statistical error. Gusano Jorge, who got kicked out of cuba, made a fortune in the venezuelan oil industry, and then retired in miami, is an outlier and should not be counted

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LULAAAAAA

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

Vucic is dead and Lula is alive

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i have a concept called One Drink Zone where i have one drink and then i feel like my world is ending. you can escape One Drink Zone by waiting or having another drink