Max Middendorf

Letterboxd:

[Max Middendorf @maximize123]

Sometimes things just aren't as hella as u expect them to be

[jolie @lunarbisou]

you can tell a person is in a dark place when Letterboxd means a lot to them

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Using a pair of conjoined twins as nunchucks

[Max Middendorf @maximize123]

@DiscussingFilm IM FREAKINGGGGG OUT!

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Trying to impress women at the bar by showing them how loud i can fart

[Max Middendorf @maximize123]

@FilmUpdates I’m actually surprised it’s grossing as much as it is

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[Max Middendorf @maximize123]

@DiscussingFilm Most anticipated movie of the year!

[Max Middendorf @maximize123]

@DiscussingFilm Comes out in a year and a half and they’re still casting?

[miller @millerlowlife89]

any time i’m looking for a quarter those nickels be big as fuckkjk

[chad @chasedbywasps]

unfortunately, nobody knows if drinking beer and playing video games all day is good or bad for you

[Jon Barr @JonBarrTweets]

you couldn't make The Office today, i've got BJ Novak in my basement & i'm not feeding him

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

First day on the job and the CEO already trusts me to go get apple gift cards for him

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Going back in time to kill myself in front of hitler

[weather @dsxf234161]

when you die in wisconsin you die in real life

[Marlboro Apologist @CyclicalYearner]

Horror game where your only source of light is when you hit your vape

[trash jones @jzux]

if you die in Microsoft excel you die in real life

[Balázs Doryphoros 🌴 @PannonianMantis]

You worry way too much for a goated white boy who always figured it out

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

You’re telling me a chicken fingered this dinner

[john @johnsemley3000]

the older I get, the less likely it seems I’ll bonk a guard unconscious and steal his uniform, to more easily infiltrate his base.