max

he/him
very normal
modern day Marcus Aurelius
the Worst posts known to man
enjoyer of Everything

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@hikingshawty Did you pet the cows / what did they feel like

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@MythoEngland @hikingshawty tuff

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@hikingshawty rest in peace💔💔💔

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@urshycatgirl which ones

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@urshycatgirl LFG

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okay but like?? My friends may be onto something but she’s literally too avoidant to admit it bruh
She’s also my hiking / camping (soon) partner typically & im not tryna mess that up bc it’s nice to have someone to go w

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One of my really good and close friends (we call her the avoidant final boss and we've been rlly close for like 2-3 years?) i think may be interested in me (mutuals think so as well) oh God this is going to be an interesting winter.

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I lowkey always forget I can tweet and not just be a consumer. It’s time to lock in

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Seeing the new spider man with the second time with my dad (super big X-men fan his entire life used to collect the comics) I can’t wait to see his reaction

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@grotespelerafg i just gasped omg.. #NeedThat

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@hikingshawty WE'RE SO BACK.

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@hikingshawty You should make a cookbook👩‍🍳

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@hikingshawty You’re the queen of everything already char

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@hikingshawty that mountain is gorgeous wow

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@wolfmarston i know my home state when i see it!! the forests are so pretty here icl

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@hikingshawty it’s been a little too long since a spag bowl..

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@hikingshawty I’m sure I’ve asked this 1000 times but reminds me what the hiking shoes are, hokas right ? My brooks are completely cooked after Italy

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@gibbontime either immediately fly away or dont talk until you close the app i swear

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@manganimist @hikingshawty you have some competition

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@femmenart Wait this is so smart wtf