Max Williams

Me when:_____

[Max Williams @maximoses1229]

I now understand why @mikms__ hates the cat scenes in obsession

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@mikms__ I recall when I was small

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Walking dead really fell off when the giant cgi tiger died and we didn't get to see a tiger zombie. Just saying.

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Still thinking about this guy I saw looking through Craigslist

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This is what the left REALLY wants.

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Anyone else get upset when their discover weekly doesn't show them any music you enjoy? Like "damn you think I'd like this???"

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Mmm yes time for my annual obsession with lorde :)

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@dingus_tea Damn bro

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@sailor__miya Understandable.

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Fuck airports.

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@dingus_tea It's good. Unironically

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SHOUT OUT to naps. Gotta be one of my fav genders

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My favorite game I've been playing recently is how often I can callout of work and still afford to live 🤠

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Alright whose coming with me to see the live paw patrol show.

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@dingus_tea Damn straight

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New bass guitar

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@kensisapenguin BAGAHA I gotta talk to the guy who doesn't brush his teeth post anchovies for 6 hours

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Stunned because a customer said "your cruisin for a bruisin boy..." after I told him we can't warm up food.

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Sometimes life sucks. But then I remember
https://t.co/elKdEodpaH

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When I wake up I'm going death con 3 on steak.