R.J. Beatty

[R.J. Beatty @maximumRJ]

How’s it going today, #elon_musk ? How’s the view from inside the giant orange asshole?
#ElonIsANazi #ElonMuskIsANazi #ElonMUSKOLINI

[R.J. Beatty @maximumRJ]

@RossMartinNC You can’t be serious.
I took another look at this a little while ago and guess what: Bacot and Davis are still on the team.

https://t.co/NKvuJrSEHg

[R.J. Beatty @maximumRJ]

@ConorONeill_DI Well done, compadre.
Your next assignment is “trenchant”, an under-utilised word that needs more play in English discourse.
Go to it. Hope you’re well.

[R.J. Beatty @maximumRJ]

@ConorONeill_DI Point of editorial order: it’s UNC-Duke. The older, larger and by far more successful school comes first.
Hope you’re well. And I am certain your mother makes excellent spaghetti. —R.J.

[R.J. Beatty @maximumRJ]

@DavidKehrliTN Nice pull, bro.

[R.J. Beatty @maximumRJ]

@glenbaity Nothing unusual here. The city’s force is obviously filled by…….. a certain type of cop

[R.J. Beatty @maximumRJ]

Give Duke Ellington the Pulitzer Prize He Was Denied in 1965 - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/4xcozT9MV3 via @Change

[R.J. Beatty @maximumRJ]

@BallsackSports Ja Moronic.

[R.J. Beatty @maximumRJ]

@glenbaity So which establishment should I be avoiding

[R.J. Beatty @maximumRJ]

Modest proposal: make all handguns and assault weapons illegal for civilians but make hand-to-hand combat training mandatory.
We could all learn a little from Pop.

https://t.co/KqpfSAUoxm

[R.J. Beatty @maximumRJ]

Spreadable spread.
Glad we got that sorted out.
#DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment
#WhoNeedsAnEditorAnyway

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https://t.co/elDQtiu19M
So long Ray. Always a GoodFella.

[R.J. Beatty @maximumRJ]

I have to say, I’m a big fan of Joel Embiid’s fucking Dr. Death mask. Coming off a concussion? Might as well do it in style.
#NBAPlayoffs

[R.J. Beatty @maximumRJ]

@glenbaity Get what rest you can. But if need be I will loan you some good books.

[R.J. Beatty @maximumRJ]

@J_Hill93 @THEUNCFAMILY @AdamZagoria I’m pretty sure we’re going to be enjoying this for decades, little bitch

[R.J. Beatty @maximumRJ]

Bears.
This is the kind of nonsense that results when you fire all the editors to save a buck, and cynically calculate that Americans are too dumb/apathetic to notice.

[R.J. Beatty @maximumRJ]

Whatever it says about me, the episodes of Jeopardy! where all three contestants get Final Jeopardy wrong, but I get it right, are the episodes I enjoy the most.
#DonQuixote

[R.J. Beatty @maximumRJ]

@glenbaity Have fun and give the Trump-loving asswipe the finger for me

[R.J. Beatty @maximumRJ]

@adam_smithTN It’s just Baja Carolina. Or, more economically, “the Baja.”
Christ, what a fucked-up game that was.

[R.J. Beatty @maximumRJ]

@therecount Bitch McConnell as a “man of honor” is kind of like calling Cheetos deep fried in lard, with a Kentucky bourbon chaser for dessert, a “healthy, nutritious breakfast.”