Max Barkley

Software developer, math enthusiast, and stalwart defender of the Oxford comma.

[DNAstack @DNAstack]

We have something very exciting to announce.

Omics AI (https://t.co/sxAiE9Kj1Z) is a revolutionary software suite that gives scientists the power to derive insights across global networks of omics and health data.

https://t.co/S18ronyv1t

[Max Barkley @maximum_bark]

@tessthornton If you use Chrome you might be able to do this for searches from your location bar using these two tricks:
1. https://t.co/FdBZZSgINr
2. https://t.co/WEwXEelGh8

Custom search engines might be my favourite browser feature.

[Dime Store Adventures @10CentAdvents]

Doing No Delete December, you gotta find other ways to fix your mistakes besides taking the cowards way out

[Max Barkley @maximum_bark]

@tessthornton Yes

[Max Barkley @maximum_bark]

That awkward moment when your data pipeline recurses forever because the data has a problem where, to quote a colleague, "one dude is his own dad."

[Max Barkley @maximum_bark]

@stho002 @jpgillung You know "potentially" is a misleading term. There isn't any potential in the straightforward sense like when you have a compressed spring or an object high above a source of gravity.

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Likely reasons you can't get a girlfriend:
- You are an asshole.
- You have poor hygiene habits.
- You are too scared to even ask girls out.

Unlikely reasons you can't get a girlfriend:
- postmodern neo-marxists have infiltrated the universities.

[Max Barkley @maximum_bark]

What happens when a stoppable object hits a movable wall? #ShowerThoughts

[Errai Framework @jbosserrai]

Errai https://t.co/k15rghyB8p is released, with nifty bug fixes from our awesome community like this one! https://t.co/lg32Prn1Xj

[Max Barkley @maximum_bark]

By far the best thing to come out of Star Trek Discovery is the phrase "Logic Extremists".

[Errai Framework @jbosserrai]

Errai https://t.co/ReLiWwvc3A is released. Do you like #elemental2? Do you still use #GWT Widgets? Then you'll probably want to use the new Elemental2DomUtil:
https://t.co/IGxSxDqxpI

[Errai Framework @jbosserrai]

Errai https://t.co/lQQP8whjZQ has been released! Wondering what's new? Look no further: https://t.co/xGr5G1Tt3m

[Colin Alworth @ambisinister]

#GWT 2.8.2 is here! https://t.co/rxGcGrkKdW

[Max Barkley @maximum_bark]

Don't know what they are filming at Mt. Pleasant cemetery, but I just saw "Rasputin" on a trailer so I'm imagining it involves disco.

[GwtCon @GwtCon]

Final session on how and what to contribute on #gwt #project at #gwtcon2017 with @dodotis @ambisinister @maximum_bark @WeTheInternet

[Max Barkley @maximum_bark]

#GWT 3 may be in the works, but #GWT 2 lives on!

@ambisinister

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How well do you know jsinterop? @maximum_bark shows us how it works at #gwtcon2017

[Max Barkley @maximum_bark]

@hrstoyanov @jbosserrai We haven't investigated that issue yet, but everything builds just fine in the Errai Tutorial with Elemental2/Base.

[Max Barkley @maximum_bark]

Where does IKEA get there seemingly endless supply of fake TVs, computers, and keyboards?

[GwtCon @GwtCon]

#Announcements @maximum_bark is an #InvitedSpeaker at #GWTcon2017 #GWT @redhatopen @RedHatNews #RedHat @jbosserrai