Max ✌

he/they. 25. queer. Chihuahua Dad. Airport Enthusiast. my internal monologue is drowned out by elevator music.

[Max ✌ @maximum_quinn]

Some people think being a writer is like being an all-powerful god. This is false. It's more like trying to babysit a bunch of 10 year olds who are all hopped up on sugar and at least one of them knows how to pick locks.

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college is a fascinating place where occasionally you'll walk by people voluntarily running a booth where passer-by can throw whipped cream in their faces with absolutely zero context on why this is happening anywhere

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Ghost Companions are real in #Stray #PS4share

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customers (derogatory)

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I don't need you saying "yayyyyyyyy!" in the chat when I answer a question. I need you to pay attention when I have an issue and give me guidance. God. I hate to sound like a fucking boomer but can we PLEASE have some professionalism in here???

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Honestly at this point I don't mind the customer interaction part of working in a call center, my biggest issue is how management treats the agents like we're all fucking stupid and/or 6 years old. I'm a goddamn adult. Speak to me like it.

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things that are accidentally gender affirming - keeping a lactaid pill in my wallet and realizing only when I pull my wallet out at the store in front of the cashier that it kind of looks like a condom 😂 oop

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I think I should be a screenwriter for the #TheBatmanMovie sequel and my first request would be to hire @ThePandaRedd to play his character Bill the Henchman. DC & WB feel free to DM me 😂

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stealthing while you get a gender-confirming haircut is something that can actually be so euphoric actually

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@GltterStar The BIGGEST

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Batman: A Lonely Place of Dying (1989). Two-Face's plot has aged very poorly.

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@boggremlin I got harshly judhed for having my laptop in my lap instead of my pupper

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???? Clicked play on S1E1 of "Gotham" on Netflix and it started playing S1E2 of "Stranger Things" - which I haven't even watched in like 3 years????

Go home Netflix, you're drunk

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@EelectricMiguel @Reddit Mr. Wattson my qualifications are that I love you and I especially loved the Christmas display where you powered a Christmas tree

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@EelectricMiguel Everyone needs a vacation sometimes - I am very glad you're back though! Definitely the highlight of my timeline 😁

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https://t.co/o82YpwBLNv

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New measuring scale - my notebook from DoveSong is the size of one (1) Chihuahua 😂 link to the shop below!

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Real Ohioans know that the Amish city Berlin is "BEAR-lin" not "BURR-lin" ✊😔

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@EelectricMiguel Happy holidays Miguel! I love your hat 🎄