MR. SCOTT

LOOKIN CALIFORNIA

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how come the trophy for the world cup isnt a cup of any kind? like the stanley cup etc

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@renabaddie_ 95

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@Airaasayss 52

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@Super70sSports that chick who gargled my nuts

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@_jonnyknight @peacock @NBCSports bob , phil , and the whole studio crew are so uniformed and low energy its like listening to golf

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if u think something sucks, why are you following it and commenting on it?

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I think Gen X individuals defined their entire existence on which character in the movie “The Breakfast Club” they related to the most

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life is like a human centipede: BE IN THE FRONT

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I’d rather not learn all the “hacks” to everything and just have enough $ to not care how much shit costs

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@PicturesFoIder knees

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@PicturesFoIder cop cars, ambulances, firetrucks with full sirens blasting

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@Super70sSports cycling and playoff hockey

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2 things i dont think the general public should be able to do without extreme certification: drive and vote

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if the only people you encounter during your day are retired people and nannys… you’re doing things incredibly right or incredibly wrong

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@yannispappas tom brady. auctions his “last touchdown” ball for $500k and then un-retires

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i am so tired of this world where if you are a cunt and i point that out, i’m somehow an asshole?

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just because i may be right doesnt mean i know what i’m talking about

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@Super70sSports cocaine is a hell of a drug

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I am starting to feel like the amount of time that exercise adds to your life is the exact amount of time it takes to do the exercise

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mute your zoom call while farting.#lessonlearned