Uncle Spunky

Twitter sucks so here are things about president Taft.

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William Howard Taft spent considerable time in both the White House and the White Castle down the street. #taftfacts #williamhowardtaft #haroldandkumar

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William Howard Taft had 72 magic. #taftfacts #williamhowardtaft #howmany

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A Taft Fact from my mom:
William Howard Taft celebrated special occasions by donning a possum atop his head. #taftfacts #williamhowardtaft #possumcore

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William Howard Taft dif not refer to himself as “fat,” but rather as “bulbous.” #taftfacts #williamhowardtaft #round

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@polyplatonic Omg will you help me complete my Alola dex in Sun?

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William Howard Taft attended his high school reunion dressed as a salami sandwich. #williamhowardtaft #taftfacts #salamimami

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#tafttats #taftfacts #williamhowardtaft

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@FTY4evah Yes

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William Howard Taft enjoyed a good sponge bath. #williamhowardtaft #taftfacts #squeakyclean

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William Howard Taft had is own moon. #williamhowardtaft #taftfacts #orbit

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William Howard Taft would have loved Queen Latifah, because everyone loves Queen Latifah. #williamhowardtaft #taftfacts #UNITY

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William Howard Taft didn’t vote for Trump. #williamhowardtaft #taftfacts #trumpfacts

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William Howard Taft could marathon the Lord Of The Rings films in about an hour and fifteen minutes. #williamhowardtaft #taftfacts #myprecious

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William Howard Taft was born wearing a white tuxedo. #taftfacts #williamhowardtaft #birthdaysuit

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William Howard Taft had nose toast. #taftfacts #williamhowardtaft #brownandbuttery

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Wow.

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William Howard Taft shot Pat. #taftfacts #williamhowardtaft

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William Howard Taft’s New Years Resolution is to eat more children. #williamhowardtaft #taftfacts #fiveyoungcannibals.

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William Howard Taft once went Super Saiyan. #williamhowardtaft #taftfacts #Over9000