Jade

yellow-haired warrior, pirate hooker and pizza slut 🍕

[Jade @maximumjade]

I would just like to say, once again, unless #TimBurton himself tells me it's real......I STILL don't believe a #Beetlejuice sequel is happening. 🤷

[Jade @maximumjade]

So apparently my brother got the coolest door mat ever for his birthday. @GroovyBruce I know you'll appreciate it. And I'm extremely jealous.

[Jade @maximumjade]

The bacon cheeseburger I'm about to eat would make #deanwinchester proud. @JensenAckles now I just need a beer from the @TheFamilyBeer and I don't even like beer! But I'd drink it just cause. Makes me wonder...ever think about making some hard cider?

[Bob's Burgers @BobsBurgersFOX]

Thank you for joining the #BobsBurgers family ❤️ We honor Paul Reubens with tonight's episode.

[Jade @maximumjade]

Thinking about Halloween costumes. I want to get really creative this year. I'm thinking my version of Tinkerbell. Kinkerbell. Basically a green fairy dominatrix. 🤷😈😜🥵

[Jade @maximumjade]

@Buffalo_Blondie Girl same. Been there. #blondebillsmafia

[Jade @maximumjade]

Hey yo @tooturnttoni can I get a shout out for my buddy Tyler aka my chooch? He's a big fan and thought you responded on snap and turned out to be a bitch ass scammer. He'd freak even just for a retweet or like.....I'll obv post his reaction.

[Jade @maximumjade]

Y'all better watch the fuck out. I'm manifesting what I want left and right! Get ready for EVERYTHING!!!!

[Jade @maximumjade]

Went to a punk rock show the other night. One of the bands had a lead singer/guitarist that looked like @thesmallhands_ and now I'm on a mission to find out if he's single. Wish me luck folks!! #agirlcandream

[Jade @maximumjade]

Yo @DJPaulyD you have officially made it in all platforms of fame......

[Jade @maximumjade]

....and only one more day at the E.E.T. silver shamrock!!! #IYKYK

[Jade @maximumjade]

I'm gonna laugh when they have to hire two people to do what I do. Just like El Randy said. I'm only staying calm because I know the boss aka the one that signs my check, knows my worth. And that's all that matters.....

[Gottmik @gottmik]

And yet I wonder why Ubers always cancel on me

[Robert B. Englund @RobertBEnglund]

Check out the NATTY KNOCKS trailer from my PHANTOM OF THE OPERA director Dwight Little.

[Jade @maximumjade]

This fucking guy. My choocherz. He's Dean, I'm Sammy. I got his back and he's got mine. We support each other to be beasts and not let anyone fuck with our feelings. Most of all, we love each other unconditionally. ❤️🖤❤️🖤

[Jade @maximumjade]

Wow. Fuck hackers. I love all the REAL ones that are helping me out. My Merm, the etidiots, my ex co-worker, and anyone that reported my profile. I just want it gone now. Fuck fb. Bullshit. Mark z can lick my butthole after diarrhea n swallow.

[Jade @maximumjade]

My chooch and me! 🖤 After a year and some change we finally got to hang out again. And even tho he couldn't make it to see @DJPaulyD at sunset last summer, I still saved his shirt and gave it to him. We look wrinkled and rough, just like our shirts. 🤣

[Jade @maximumjade]

@snooki @DJPaulyD so I got a question to ask, how long should I wait to hook up with a newly single chooch/my vinny? Lol. Like 5 mins? 15? I want it now!!! 🤣🤣 He's already blowing up my phone to have a spiral squad day!

[Jade @maximumjade]

Everyone always thinks I'm on every drug under the sun. Nope I'm just this crazy au naturel. 🤷