Maxine Jizzer

R.I.P.: Saget, Brian the Dog, Joe, Marge, Charlie Kirk

[Maxine Jizzer @maximumjizzhose]

0/3. Answer my text or become a camp fire story

[Maxine Jizzer @maximumjizzhose]

Went to the bar. Group of girls kept buying me angel shots. I had so many they kicked me out and called me names🤣

[Maxine Jizzer @maximumjizzhose]

She’s gonna rue the day she decided lindhogen

[Maxine Jizzer @maximumjizzhose]

Philly cheese LeMeats are gonna go crazy

[Maxine Jizzer @maximumjizzhose]

The Savannah bananas should rename themselves them to the period cramps because they shouldn’t exist and I fucking hate them

[Maxine Jizzer @maximumjizzhose]

What do you call a white supreme cost clan member that’s beefing with a guy who has an uncircumcised dick

A hooded rivalry

[Maxine Jizzer @maximumjizzhose]

“I’m the lisan al gaib, my team just won the finals and I get to go back and supremely ping pong Kylie’s boobs back and forth like my name is Marty” FUCK YOU

[Maxine Jizzer @maximumjizzhose]

I think they names the city Charleston after my brother. Cause his name is charles and he weighs a ton

[Maxine Jizzer @maximumjizzhose]

Have a sweet tooth bad for them sugar melons. Dentist said I have cava-titties.

[Maxine Jizzer @maximumjizzhose]

Blood is gonna be bending to my spirit realm whether they sakka my king bumi stick or not. My momo going to be toff til I cumbustion man

[Maxine Jizzer @maximumjizzhose]

Night with azula demeaning me til she’s satisfied or weekend with katana at the Wisconsin dells? (Full moon)

[Maxine Jizzer @maximumjizzhose]

Coachella? Coach should stop hitting on hella underage girls.

[Maxine Jizzer @maximumjizzhose]

Dudes be named phil but can’t even color in between the lines

[Maxine Jizzer @maximumjizzhose]

Dude be named jack but don’t share the box they’re in.

Dude be named jack and go? (No off)

Dude be named jack and light their path with a candle no lantern

Dudes be named jack and hill climb without a jill?

[Maxine Jizzer @maximumjizzhose]

Dudes be named drew but outlined their whole sketch

[Maxine Jizzer @maximumjizzhose]

Dudes be named bill but only pay in cash….

[Maxine Jizzer @maximumjizzhose]

Dudes be named Harry but can’t grow facial hair…

[Maxine Jizzer @maximumjizzhose]

Luke I am the imposter

[Maxine Jizzer @maximumjizzhose]

Shawty gave historic tropica the way she made my shit pop.

Had me leaving me tired trailing as she said “or again?”

Web’d like I had to make more kin(z)

Pengged on my ween like I was part of a club you can’t get in

She made 6 seconds on my vine feel like a Nolan film

[Maxine Jizzer @maximumjizzhose]

As long as you give some dome to my iron like it was promised 3000 years ago you can slop on this goyim #freeshavacado #kevinG #sometimesyouhavetowaistbandit #relatable #omgIthinkthatguyidhanging #bubbleblowingbaby #goofygooner #hasselhofmaxing #fart #cool