Randy Roberts

[Randy Roberts @MaximumRandy]

@FoodPleaser Flavour is missing

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@elonmusk If you don't ruffle some feathers, you're not making a difference. I say "go for it!".

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@streema Unfortunately no way to create an account without facebook or google. I guess I'll stick with TuneIn.

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@TeamTrump Fuck you douchebag

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@jk_rowling @SwipeWright I think you're actually a man, Rowling. Where's your test results?

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@herotimeszero Assassination of rivals

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@GeneralMCNews Another example of republicans taking away our freedom and regulating us. Stop big government.

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@ColorFabb Don't say you ship worldwide if you won't sell RAL 7044 to the US!

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@JoeyMannarinoUS Hey, I have a bridge I'd like to sell you. Either you made this up or you believe it, so either you're a liar or an idiot. Don't know which is worse.

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@elonmuskADO Everyone continued to call him "Prince" and everyone will continue to call it "Twitter".

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@elonmusk If I hide my passport and SS card and say I'm a migrant, can I get in on that?

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@billmaher Hopefully she can take care of those Jewish space lasers now

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Newsweek: Caitlyn Jenner Says Elon Musk Twitter Takeover Will Be 'Nothing But Good'.
https://t.co/yZfsIA5Lv3
#brucejennerinadress

via @GoogleNews

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I wonder if someone will step up to the plate? This could be true, ya know. #trumpisdead

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Enter to WIN 1 of 3 LIFETIME memberships @ProduceLikeAPro & 1 of 3 @promixacademy Everything Bundles w/ @warrenhuart. https://t.co/wrnjBOB4NV

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@The_Dark_Winter @tedcruz Because not only is he a liar, he's also a Texas pussy boy.

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@tedcruz You had a promising career and you blew it because you're an idiot. Now you're all buddy buddy with Lying Ted? I heard from a reliable source that his father killed kennedy, and his wife is ugly.

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@LindseyGrahamSC It's also a sad day when Lady G voted to acquit based on being a spineless coward!

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@tedcruz Hey lyin' Ted, why should we believe a guy whose father killed kennedy? And why would you defend a guy who spilled the beans on him?