Maximus “Whisky” Croftfield

Former B10 VP, alcohol connoisseur, wealth management

[Maximus “Whisky” Croftfield @MaximusCroftt]

Yes in fact this is folds of honor Peter Millar, happy fourth everyone #lank

[Maximus “Whisky” Croftfield @MaximusCroftt]

Hungover listening to ELO and Jack Johnson in the wife’s living room before we go hiking. I actually love my life right now

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@TuckerHutch311 I agree, draws or pants not necessarily

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Every semi New York Jew you know is about to be the most insufferable person to talk to for the next 3 months

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@WGTD_Tracer Definitely a what your going to use it for thing. If you’re actually taking it out in the field and on the boat where it’s going to get beat up it’s the best you can get. If it’s just going to sit inside and not see bad conditions a jbl is probably more worth it

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Hell yeah dude, the ladies won’t be able to stay off you when you look that fly #larp

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From the 8-4 to the lake, life is worth living gentlemen

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@TuckerHutch311 Looks like this blunt guy could use some practice off the tee

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@bagdadtrav It’s all about getting your form down at the end of the day

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Just watched a dude take a practice 3pt shot before going up to talk to a girl and honestly I fucked with that #expand

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Rain all week, 3 exams a presentation and a final interview all in the next 4 days. Cherry on top is the wife goes out of town the day I’m done with hell. Someone kill me please

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@RichardBreath67 Hope you had a great last ride Redmond, my apologies for nuking the bathroom. - Sincerely, Maximus

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Any other badgers hammered in Budapest? Hit my line if so

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@jacksettleman The meat roll up

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@TuckerHutch311 Bet this guys asshole is real loose

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@ConsStanford I’m unfamiliar with establishment. I’ll be sure to give it a look the next time these bones don’t move like they used to

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Old Whiskey was a little late on the pull out. Games passed me by. At least she got it on a good deal. #ferda #jewmaxing

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@TuckerHutch311 Unsure Rocket, she is part Jewish so probably just sniffed out the deal

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St Patrick I am inside of you. Cheers everyone

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@TrigpullGOAT Would be totally fine if they could just act like regular human beings in a bar, unfortunately they always find a way not to. Cheers Trig