Max

I just had a beautiful dream where I died

[Max @maximusderp]

Same https://t.co/OgaZlbM9wF

[jefe @MasGrandeJefe]

Lmaooooooo RT @DarthVenn: I CAN'T BREATHE

[Max @maximusderp]

@JmeBBK lil throwback for you

[Max @maximusderp]

@outF0XED Ok

[Max @maximusderp]

I was dead for billions of years before I was born and never suffered the smallest inconvenience

[Max @maximusderp]

@ander_mendibe Cheers brah

[Max @maximusderp]

Nov 18

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Singing “I saw your face in a crowded place” suddenly seems a little dated.

[Max @maximusderp]

ya'll need this dick?

[Max @maximusderp]

@chlobrooke Hi

[Max @maximusderp]

@nicholashunt__ You're spreading negative energy with this tweet

[Max @maximusderp]

@__Crocker You tell em Joe

[Max @maximusderp]

I miss the byron telescope guy

[Max @maximusderp]

@chibi_yoda @bristolsqueezed Fuck that's bad, canary wharf is in London init

[Max @maximusderp]

@chibi_yoda @bristolsqueezed Now u gotta do the whole of that bit (I forget what it's called, canary wharf?)

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Whenever I'm abroad, I make sure I only speak English. To use a foreign language would be 'cultural appropriation', and that's racist.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Disagreeing with me is hate speech.

[Max @maximusderp]

Like this if you see it pls