Max

[Max @MaximusPrime211]

Can I become a huge sonic fan cuz the music is a great

[Max @MaximusPrime211]

@Jeckinator You aren't an adult don't kid me

[Max @MaximusPrime211]

Happy Birthday America!!!

[Max @MaximusPrime211]

Why hasn't there been a Men in Black Netflix or Amazon series? Who do I have to call to that ball rolling?

[Max @MaximusPrime211]

Funny how I actually remember watching Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood very little, but I still remember his life lessons to this day. Every generation needs a Fred Rogers.

[Max @MaximusPrime211]

"If I'm going to a Chiefs game I better be on ketamine" - Adam G.... WTF?!!?!?

[Max @MaximusPrime211]

Drunk Twitter is best Twitter.

[Max @MaximusPrime211]

Humans? Am i right. We suck.

[Max @MaximusPrime211]

Do you ever just think about how good Shrek 2 was?

[Max @MaximusPrime211]

Everyone please do yourselves a favor and go see The Fate of the Furiuos. Best 2 hours of my life.

[Isabelle Allen @PerkinsIsabelle]

"Wow. I've never been sexually harassed before!! Thank you!!" What is happening 😂 @MaximusPrime211

[Max @MaximusPrime211]

Just experienced an odd phenomenon. Is it normal for a group of black dudes to have one short white dude? Am I the short white dude?

[Max @MaximusPrime211]

@ClassicDadMoves what is this "too drunk" nonsense

[Max @MaximusPrime211]

I am I dreaming right now. This election is unreal.

[Max @MaximusPrime211]

@helgeson13 I know right. Instead we talk about assuming genders and killing gorillas and electing giant turds

[Max @MaximusPrime211]

@helgeson13 I do have a soviet flag in my room so I guess I'm already on my way

[Max @MaximusPrime211]

@helgeson13 I can't help it. My burning desire to seize the means of production is too strong

[Max @MaximusPrime211]

Been reading and writing so much Russian lately that I'm growing a Stalin mustache and writing a dissent on the evils of capitalism

[Max @MaximusPrime211]

I want to be reincarnated as a cat.

[JEFF🏄 @JohnnyUtahNG]

ok I've had enough