Maxine Ivy

I guess I got my swagger back

[Maxine Ivy @maxineivy]

Well said @TJch9

[Maxine Ivy @maxineivy]

BLLLAAAAHHHHH

[Maxine Ivy @maxineivy]

Jezus I hope they don't eat at the Met https://t.co/ZXGxAwu4C3

[ASOS Australia @ASOS_Au]

.@rihanna has arrived and there are no words needed 🙌 👑 💯 #QueenRiRi #MetGala #MetKawakubo

[Maxine Ivy @maxineivy]

SURELY NO ONE WOULD ACTUALLY WEAR BDSM ACCESSORIES IN PUBLIC LIKE THIS, ASOS WHAT ARE U DOING FRIEND

[Maxine Ivy @maxineivy]

If you close your eyes when listening to Tim Watson interview Jobe, it's almost like one of them is having a conversation with himself

[Maxine Ivy @maxineivy]

We gots traditional, we gots mocha, we gots Apple and cinnamon. We got them all.

[Maxine Ivy @maxineivy]

There are twenty hot cross buns in my house rn. Take a guess what I'll be doing all day

[Maxine Ivy @maxineivy]

How can you say ANYTHING bad about Eddie Betts, he's literally the best person ever in AFL

[Maxine Ivy @maxineivy]

And I was sorely disappointed upon the realisation when reaching teenagehood that this was not the case

[Maxine Ivy @maxineivy]

The Like I Love You led me to believe from a young age that if a boy fancied you, he'd break out into a choreographed dance with his mates

[Maxine Ivy @maxineivy]

lmaoooooooo Court have a fkn soon why don't you. It's a competition. Get over it. Don't go on TV if you can't handle that kind of pressure.

[Maxine Ivy @maxineivy]

When you rock up to end of term drinks and mum send you this BECAUSE YOU CANNOT ESCAPE YOUR PARENTS

[Maxine Ivy @maxineivy]

Also the 24/7 album

[Maxine Ivy @maxineivy]

Petition for Strawberry Kisses to be put on Spotify

[Maxine Ivy @maxineivy]

@billy_burke you bring all the value to the Twilight series, my friend

[Maxine Ivy @maxineivy]

@claud00dle you'll appreciate https://t.co/XJyuBd5GXl

[Maxine Ivy @maxineivy]

My sister just snapchatted me from her room (I'm in the lounge room) asking if I could edit her essay

[Maxine Ivy @maxineivy]

@TheTodayShow guys, I swam 3km when I was 10. So many kids swim 1km in primary school, why are you interviewing these kids?

[Alison @JustAboutGlad]

who's got two thumbs and has never found the clit?