max

more of a thinker and less of a doer

[max @maxinemils]

mind you I’ve been unemployed for 3 years but please just 5 more minutes pretty please

[max @maxinemils]

I need whatever the opposite of “put me in coach” is. Bench me brother. I’ll be good in a minute just lemme lie down real quick

[max @maxinemils]

toby said “wait why he kinda look like me tho”

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[max @maxinemils]

I’m genuinely actually for real literally deadass doing everything wrong and I’m precisely stupid enough to clock it without fixing it

[Shayneisfree” @shaynefreeman19]

This video really has me weak af all day bro😭

[Joe Applebrook #SaveYokaiWatch @joe_applebrook]

Tony saying “he’s a fa-ag!” is an earworm I find myself singing it to myself in the shower or the car is this what the kids nowadays call a vocal stim

[max @maxinemils]

it’s not about me it’s not about me it’s not about me it’s not about me

[max @maxinemils]

this but i actually mean it (i think)

[Witch @witchwounds]

sitting on the couch in the living room and my dad walking by turns to me and says "if your plan is to not have a job and live with me till im dead thats cool with me by the way" then just continues into the kitchen to grab a soda and play crimson desert at 10am on a wednesday

[smi @smino]

don’t wish dat on me twin jus play blkswn .

[Allie @searobbing]

If you had stronger core muscles and greater skill in singing, piano, poetry and mathematics then people would more easily overlook your cold personality and the way you struggle with the simplest parts of daily life.

[max @maxinemils]

sum wrong with me

[shami @leshaami]

i hate when teachers are like “if I make an exception for you, i’d have to make an exception for everyone.” do you fucking know what an exception means

[cav empty @cavempty_]

kids these days don’t have role models to look up to anymore, when i was growing up we had master chief and the bionicles to teach us right from wrong and what it means to be a man

[amandaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @outmycoma]

This could be serious performance art about the absurdity of the digital age coming from the first true Internet Star that's just being misunderstood because he has such an Airhead reputation. But also it might just be that it's 4am and I'm drunk

[DJ Polesmoker Returns @YungStinker]

Faggiest shit I've ever read

[max @maxinemils]

New cat keeps knocking my legos off the shelf like I don’t know how to cook exotic meats