the ocean ate my sunglasses today and it felt like i was giving her an offering for safety then i got a slurpee and the gas station guy said i was a beautiful person and then i was in a hot tub and i felt like spider dog and then i ate a artichoke
awful monkey’s paw moment as i told everybody at dinner that imo the correct odyssey adaptation should be a musical and then against my will people showed me epic: the musical (i had never heard of it)
THANK FUCKING GOD JESUS CHRIST LORD ALMIGHTY AND MARY AND JOSEPH TOO FUCK IT AND THE THREE WISE MEN AND THE SHEEP IN THE PASTURES MOSES HAS PARTED THE RED SEA AND A NEW DAY HAS BEEN BESTOWED UPON THE LAND
people saying they want luca guadagnino to adapt song of achilles…. PLEASE there’s more than just the five directors twitter talks about and also luca wouldn’t know what to do with all that