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follow me on my fitness journey

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shout out to my friend liam

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cialis commercials could stand to be a little sexier

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I bet u its sooooo good

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im just like mark carney fr

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i get the fuck DEI sentiment. They should just join just nova soctia already. Anne of green gables my ass

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What date is the sexual orientation? Have sum q's

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@occasionallyok Aki Berg

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@occasionallyok @McDonalds Simply not right

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Making a device that lets you come in from outdoors and immediately be able to walk around the house without getting snow on the ground: wheels powered by elliptical (with catch tray) or platform for feet suspended by roof

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I have information that will lead me to becoming the 4th member of boygenius

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me

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private insta with vsco in bio feels counterproductive

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If anyone knows a firefighter, give them a hug today. This injustice won't stand

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Yall watched the bubble bowl and saw a sponge n his best friends rocking out.
I watched the bubble bowl and saw a guide - the road less traveled, if you will.

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If I were to make a ramen, it would have 20-30 flavour packets and take 30 seconds to cook

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The first thing I'd do if I had a kid would be post 10,000 pics of it online. That way when they're older they already have soooooo many friends & a strong online brand

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Bob barker always told us to spay and neuter our pets, but never once told us to kiss them on their heads. What a twisted little freak

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pearl jam is like REM got a really bad concussion

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Tried to moisturize for the first time. Used hair detangler :/ Leg hair feels great tho

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Just got measured. 5'10". like come on guys grab a whittling knife and circle round the patriarch for I will keep you safe