Maxwell Weilmuenster

good at business.

[Maxwell Weilmuenster @maxisloading]

@picks4dayzzz 🤞

[Maxwell Weilmuenster @maxisloading]

@larrydagoatttt @FrieserBurnBets we follow him through the good and the bad.

[Dustin Swedelson @dustinswedelson]

When people ask me how much fun betting baseball is right now

[Maxwell Weilmuenster @maxisloading]

drowning my sorrows in Levi’s Silvertabs

[Maxwell Weilmuenster @maxisloading]

Rudolph was a system reindeer.

[Maxwell Weilmuenster @maxisloading]

in the back of my uber giving the middle finger to all cops we see

[Maxwell Weilmuenster @maxisloading]

rough day to be a white person taco

[Maxwell Weilmuenster @maxisloading]

on Waze reporting police every 5 miles

[Maxwell Weilmuenster @maxisloading]

Shrek, Shrek 2, and Shrek the Third all on Netflix for my viewing pleasure? don’t mind if i do

[Maxwell Weilmuenster @maxisloading]

terrible night to be a wonton taco

[Maxwell Weilmuenster @maxisloading]

@ELL_hombre bagel union

[Maxwell Weilmuenster @maxisloading]

where the fuck I’m supposed to get a good bacon, egg and cheese on everything in St. Louis?

[jman @jjfrazz_]

awful day to be a dab pen

[✞ @GUNNERSELLWHITE]

So carti handed me some pills and said “hold this down for when shit get crazy” and it was some tums ????????? My concern for his health is it an all time high pray for my friend

[Maxwell Weilmuenster @maxisloading]

walking aimlessly around a walmart parking lot just soaking up vibes

[Mattie @mattjohnbeale]

need to stop gaining weight and losing money

[Maxwell Weilmuenster @maxisloading]

if I had a time machine i’d go back and give Albert Einstein a GeekBar

[Frank Porterhouse Jr. @Footpaul88]

BREAKING TRADE🚨: The New York Jets are sending Wr Mike Williams and EDGE Hassan Reddick to Costco, in exchange for the Chicken Bake and Double Chunk Choocolate Cookie

[Mark David @RealMarkPfeif]

Ellen DeGegenerate

[Maxwell Weilmuenster @maxisloading]

the only thing Ohtani can’t do is win a bet