Max Suez

MBA @ INSEAD | B.S. in Economics @ UTDT | Professional Ski Instructor of America

[Max Suez @maxisuez]

@DGO_Latam Son lo peor que le pasó al mundial. Problemas en el login, imagen de mala calidad (en Disney se ve casi perfecto, en DGO se ve como se veía en el 2002), bugs constantes en la app, problemas de sonido, y la lista goes on and on and on… son un insulto a la sociedad.

[Max Suez @maxisuez]

@SkepticSorcerer Bold statement…

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Max Suez @maxisuez]

@SkepticSorcerer A apostar se ha dicho!

[Cathie Wood @CathieDWood]

Thank you, Liz, for helping investors deepen their understanding of the equity market, a great service to our industry.

[GURGAVIN @gurgavin]

WHAT A WEEK FELT LIKE A MONTH

THE STOCK MARKET HAD BOTH ITS WORST & BEST DAY IN OVER A YEAR THIS WEEK

[Pablo Gerchunoff @pgerchunoff]

Acabo de leer completo el DNU. Mí primera conclusión es que casi nadie de los que está hablando en los medios lo leyó

[Max Suez @maxisuez]

Gracias @tiendamiacom me llegó todo perfecto!! 🙌🏻

[Max Suez @maxisuez]

@LLibertadAvanza @madorni Mini epifania: UY > Argentina porque su sistema electoral combina las elecciones legislativas y ejecutivas en una unica instancia cada 5 años. 4 años de gestion, 1 de campaña. En AR tenemos 1 año de gestion y 1 año de campañana intercalados in eternum.

[Fernando Marull @FernandoMarull]

25% saco el Gobierno, el proxy de que el indice de Confianza en Gobierno de UTDT, acertó otra vez: decía 24%

[Max Suez @maxisuez]

Show de relámpagos en Palermo, Buenos Aires, Argentina. #Argentina #Lightning #Tormenta

[Max Suez @maxisuez]

@pbarbieri @EnterTheToyZone Compras en #tiendamia y pagas precio de USA + algun impuesto. Pronto, fin del problema de acceso a precios de mercado.

[Max Suez @maxisuez]

@pbarbieri @JohnnyARS2022 ARS 24.000 comprando en https://t.co/t1amYb1vgj incluyendo costo de envío internacional (y precio descontando refund de percepciones AFIP). ARS 10.000 de ahorro… Ademas con Santander Select hay ARS 2.000 extra de ahorro y 3 cuotas sin interés.

#tiendamia

[Max Suez @maxisuez]

@marianowegier @FutbolParaTodos jajaja misma mismaa, lo unico ya es la 1am aca jaja

[Max Suez @maxisuez]

Viendo a River desde Newcastle, UK, por youtube, gracias @FutbolParaTodos

[Hernán Claus @hernanclaus]

Messi: "En estos momentos no me interesa nada, lo único que quería era levantar la Copa". #MundialOle

[Pablo Aristizabal @P_Aristizabal]

Entrando a la cancha #VamosArgentina @maxisuez

[Pablo Aristizabal @P_Aristizabal]

ya en el estadioooo @maxisuez @SebastianSuez #SaoPaulo #VamosArgentinaCarajo

[Max Suez @maxisuez]

“@pa_aristizabal: Messi is impossible http://t.co/eCY0gVnw8V @maxisuez” @SebastianSuez

[Pablo Aristizabal @P_Aristizabal]

Festejando en Porto Alegre con @maxisuez @andreasuez @SebastianSuez