Max Koehn

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing it is illegal to touch water in public but if you touch children on private islands you will become the president of the US

[garlic wife @garlic_wife]

The woke left simply couldn’t handle Dwight’s stapler being suspended in jello in the year of our lord 2026.

[margs @sosaneitsinsane]

psa regarding the world cup

[John Wight @JohnWight1]

Even Hitler's Germany did not prevent athletes and officials from entering the country to take part in the 1936 Olympics.

This is pristine racism and @FIFAcom stands disgraced for allowing Trump to disfigure the beautiful game in this way.

[richard @richard_normal]

ruining your first home finals game in three decades up 2-0 so the worlds fattest pedophile can nod off in a private box >>>

[JT @Jtaylor0_3]

I’m sorry but if you’re under any impression that AI will uplift your ability to tell stories more than it negates your validity as a filmmaker I’m inclined to never pay attention to you ever again

[BethLovesHorror @HorrorLovesBeth]

People still using their phones after a movie begins should be taken out of their seats and ejected from the theater like a claw machine.

[Variety @Variety]

#Cannes jury president Park Chan-wook says "I don’t think politics and art should be divided."

" I think it’s a strange concept to think that they’re in conflict with each other. Just because a work of art has a political statement, it should not be considered an enemy of art. At the same time, just because a film is not making a political statement, that film should not be ignored. Even if we are to make a brilliant political statement, if it’s not expressed artfully enough, it would just be propaganda. So what I want to say is that art and politics are not concepts that are in conflict with each other, as long as they are artistically expressed, they are valuable."

[R E P L I C A N T @Roybattyforever]

"Resurrection" de Bi Gan, de la mano de @madferfilms, es la película más ambiciosa que he visto en años. 160 minutos de declaración de amor al cine y al arte, a través de un siglo de historia china tamizada por varios géneros cinematográficos.
Sigo🧵👇

[Wemby Central @WembyCentral]

Trump faking assassination attempts

[Cyril @CyrilH44]

This is a million times dumber and more harmful than what Timothée said

[george @LoveTheseMets]

Everywhere I go I’m reminded of Him

[Isaac Feldberg @isaacfeldberg]

If you missed any of them last year, IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT, THE SECRET AGENT, SENTIMENTAL VALUE, SIRĀT, and THE TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE are all currently streaming on Hulu.

[Mrs. Wicker Park @fionaapplescock]

This is what Jesus woulda done btw not that evangelical going to hell bullshit

[Slightly Biased @BiasedSlightly]

look at how beautiful this is

pictures like this really make me feel we should bomb each other and charge thousands of dollars for life saving medication and sit in our car all day and work endless hours to eat jalapeño poppers and pay rent to Blackstone

[Whole Lotta Celtics☘️ @WholeLottaCelts]

I’ll never understand why a grown adult cares about the sexual preference of another grown adult.

Stop letting religion be an excuse you for you being a piece of shit

Letting a book tell you how you should feel & think is much weirder than being gay btw lmao

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

Unironically awful for the sport

[Ilyaz @AomineReborn]

Award season is over so we’ll finally stop seeing the opinions of the 10 movie a year crowd