Max “Long Johnson” Johnson

Feelin like the black Brad Paisley. Home Team. GATA.

[Max “Long Johnson” Johnson @maxlongjohnson]

Putting all these bitches in my mouth for Kyle Busch

[Max “Long Johnson” Johnson @maxlongjohnson]

Why do I always open up my calculator when trying to set an alarm? #retard

[Max “Long Johnson” Johnson @maxlongjohnson]

@bigrandy_GSU @localretard563 Marcy is actually over at my love shack making sweet love to my sack

[Max “Long Johnson” Johnson @maxlongjohnson]

@nitalobotomee Me

[Max “Long Johnson” Johnson @maxlongjohnson]

If you don’t celebrate the 4th of July you are a terrorist

[Bells :) @bangelopickle]

There are SOBER children in Africa rn STOP being ungrateful and DRINK THE BEER

[Max “Long Johnson” Johnson @maxlongjohnson]

Fw me Friday. Yall stick fucking w a YN? #LANK

[Max “Long Johnson” Johnson @maxlongjohnson]

@bigrandy_GSU Quit playing, we both know Kim very well

[Max “Long Johnson” Johnson @maxlongjohnson]

If your past the age of 16 posting “month anniversaries” grow the absolute fuck up

[Max “Long Johnson” Johnson @maxlongjohnson]

@bigrandy_GSU I’ll call that dub @bigrandy_GSU #roasted

[Max “Long Johnson” Johnson @maxlongjohnson]

@bigrandy_GSU Get real Randy, the last pussy you were in was Kim’s

[Max “Long Johnson” Johnson @maxlongjohnson]

@bigrandy_GSU The only long line there is around here is at Walgreens when your picking up your ED pills Randy

[Max “Long Johnson” Johnson @maxlongjohnson]

@bigrandy_GSU Still sore from Marcy sucking the skin off my pecker

[Max “Long Johnson” Johnson @maxlongjohnson]

@GoonerTrump @nitalobotomee

[Max “Long Johnson” Johnson @maxlongjohnson]

@SheikhofWater @JakeBequette91 Dude you’re fucking stupid 😂 coaching is their CAREER. College football is not these STUDENTS careers. Once they make it to the pros, then it is their CAREER, and they can make millions.

[Max “Long Johnson” Johnson @maxlongjohnson]

Everyone complaining about Saban (arguably the best college coach of all time) making $150 million over his whole career and asking what do the players gain?

[Max “Long Johnson” Johnson @maxlongjohnson]

@SheikhofWater @JakeBequette91 Well you see retard, the ones who aren’t making it to the pros aren’t the ones who are making millions of $. If they don’t make it they have a degree to fall back on to and are set up for a career, which is the whole point of college.

[Max “Long Johnson” Johnson @maxlongjohnson]

Everyone talking about how Saban paid players. Blah blah blah. Where’s the proof? Why was he not investigated by the NCAA? Yall will find any excuse to downplay the greatest coach of all time. It’s easy to recruit when you consistently win natties and pump out 1st round picks.

[Max “Long Johnson” Johnson @maxlongjohnson]

@ianmSC @AS4RTR Please tell me how G5 teams benefit from losing their best players every year because SEC schools can pay them more…

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerkss]

The folks that have a problem with this, do not truly care about the sport of College Football

Period. End of sentence.

They would rather grandstand on social media for likes and attention, than actually admit the guy that kicked their ass of two decades might be right