Max Mandeville

👨🏼‍💻 Event Planner 📚 Cornell 📍 Finger Lakes

[Max Mandeville @maxmandeville]

I’m sorry if I almost hit you while driving. You were j waking and I was listening to Patti LuPone in Gypsy.

[Max Mandeville @maxmandeville]

@heyjaeee Damnnnnn

[Max Mandeville @maxmandeville]

Say what you want about Barbenheimer, but the real winners are rural malls

[Max Mandeville @maxmandeville]

bf handed me a balloon during NYE and I was the happiest

[Max Mandeville @maxmandeville]

Did you wanna go dancing with us?

[Max Mandeville @maxmandeville]

If you get your ass clapped in the forest and no one is around to hear, did you get chlamydia?

[Max Mandeville @maxmandeville]

Happy pride, remember you can block people, it’s self-care

[Max Mandeville @maxmandeville]

@micheIobama Yuck 💖

[Max Mandeville @maxmandeville]

lol

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Britney’s conservatorship! A judge has set Britney Spears free, ending the conservatorship that has controlled her life for 13 years.

[Max Mandeville @maxmandeville]

“If I could send you gin and poppers I would” is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

[Max Mandeville @maxmandeville]

@gcornish91 Maybe the menace is your work

[Max Mandeville @maxmandeville]

During doggy “behind!”
During missionary “corner!”
During cowgirl “tray!”

[Max Mandeville @maxmandeville]

And there I was again, waiting in physical sciences to pick up a wig from a girl I barely know

[Max Mandeville @maxmandeville]

Bothered by Disney gays? Liz Warren had a plan for that.

[Max Mandeville @maxmandeville]

“Let’s go to the dog park together”

[Max Mandeville @maxmandeville]

@rafiupdates Not the peeling solution!

[umru @umru_]

MC @charli_xcx — Good Ones

(umru, @cartierchain, @djramemes, @warpstrr, @underscoresplus & @Mu540 Remix)

7minutes 22 seconds

♫ https://t.co/vO5hYrIfsV

[Max Mandeville @maxmandeville]

I’m a size queen, but only when it comes to fries

[Max Mandeville @maxmandeville]

I’m not a bitch, I’m just dumb sometimes

[Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos]

They said sometimes things that are expensive are worse!