MaxD

The most humble person you'll ever meet

[MaxD @maxmdahl]

Never grocery shop while hungry

[MaxD @maxmdahl]

When a beard gets long enough it becomes an adult bib. This is why I have a beard.

[MaxD @maxmdahl]

You're on your way to being someone's freak

[MaxD @maxmdahl]

I'm really tired, but I want more beer. Life is hard sometimes.

[MaxD @maxmdahl]

Who doesn't love a lost cause

[MaxD @maxmdahl]

Currently watching someone eat popcorn out of a bag with a spoon...to each their own

[MaxD @maxmdahl]

If you don't wear a sleeveless shirt at the gym, did you even work out?

[MaxD @maxmdahl]

Just made a ton of spaghetti and I'm not even hungry. Hitting new heights of avoiding homework

[MaxD @maxmdahl]

Environmental science teacher who prints off paper copies of every lecture for every student...the fuck?

[MaxD @maxmdahl]

Sometimes I wonder if my beard is part of me, or if I'm just part of my beard #ExistentialCrisis

[MaxD @maxmdahl]

Jurassic 5 is in Denver this weekend, Friday and Saturday at the Ogden! #whereweatdenver

[MaxD @maxmdahl]

Don't run baby girl, don't run. You gotta face what you're fighting head on.

[MaxD @maxmdahl]

@Lucas_Xavier_C feckin newb

[MaxD @maxmdahl]

Some day a black girl will like me on tinder and on that day I will become a man.

[MaxD @maxmdahl]

Wake up, life does get tough. No need to stress, holds you back too much.