Max Mercii

$ RU(I)NS DA 🌎 Used to b J6

[Max Mercii @maxmercii]

New drop 3 songs 🫠
https://t.co/xVrOc3OoTX

[Max Mercii @maxmercii]

I can quite literally feel my balls shriveling up into prunes when my phone’s resting on my sackal region

[Max Mercii @maxmercii]

Damn I tweeted this shit last year WTF

[Max Mercii @maxmercii]

Happy Birthday to all the burner accounts I ever made 🔥🔥

[Max Mercii @maxmercii]

@Giants366 53 salty cuz Skatt ran him over 2 plays in a row last game dirty mf

[Max Mercii @maxmercii]

There’s a world where the refs don’t fuck up the tush push fumble and as a result Skattebos ankle is still on straight

[Max Mercii @maxmercii]

Hulkbuster, wrong Hulk bro. Wrong Hulk 😪😞

[Max Mercii @maxmercii]

Dawg Caitlin Clarks the best thing to happen to women’s sports in recent memory and no one hates her more than other women 😭😭😭

[Max Mercii @maxmercii]

lol 6-9 I prob got like 20 accounts across the internet w bdays today 🔥🔥

[Max Mercii @maxmercii]

White people’s shortcomings in the chicken seasoning field is made up for in movie theater popcorn seasoning expertise

[Max Mercii @maxmercii]

Just infiltrated Raid Shadow Legends, needless to say, my Sunday funday just took an epic turn into the fantasy realm! Download now and partake in the epic loot! #NoobAdventures

[Max Mercii @maxmercii]

Be honest is my fyp cooked⁉️😱 #fyp #trending #shorts #song #chickenjockey #grunge #hiphop

[Max Mercii @maxmercii]

Here’s a nice seafood medley of all my songs! Enjoy! 😋

[Max Mercii @maxmercii]

Hmmmm is a coffee mug technically drug paraphakneeliea!!? 🤔

[Max Mercii @maxmercii]

Thank you Daniel Jones for giving it your all, always classy and never questionable the heart he put into the game. Hope you can have a Darnold arc somewhere else

[Max Mercii @maxmercii]

Me watching the WR fresh off concussion protocol line up w their mouthpiece dangling from their facemask #NFLGermany

[Max Mercii @maxmercii]

Bro I wonder what kinda tech trees humanity missed out on throughout evolution like yea we got numbers and Xbox n shit but there’s def hella cool stuff available somehow that we can’t even fathom

[Max Mercii @maxmercii]

Also while I’m tweetin it up whoever’s programming @Spotify to yap it up pls stop first the AI DJ blastin my ear drums out w nonsense and now unprompted talking when I play songs what’s goin on over there at Spotify HQ did a woman take over or smthn what’s w all this YAPPIN

[Max Mercii @maxmercii]

Everytime too smh 😓😓

[Max Mercii @maxmercii]

Me : Starts wiping
My bootyhole :

[Max Mercii @maxmercii]

@DynamicalBull BENNY BULL 🐂 💰