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Grey Hat 💻 . Opinions/Ideology. #tech #MUFC .

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

Today I know you're going for dundaing, please condomize.

STIs nowdays has become a headache to treat.

[Mwirigi Wa Kibaki @KingOfMeru]

Did you know......

To have a net take-home pay of exactly KES 70,000, you need to earn a monthly gross salary of approximately KES 101,150.

31k taken by Ruto so that he can hire private jet.

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

The president:

[Wambo @BoboWamboiKuria]

EPRA👇

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

The streets are empty like Karen Nyamu's head.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

After sex, send a follow up text asking if she enjoyed herself. In today’s world, customer feedback doubles as legal documentation. She might decide to call it rape later and you need evidence.

[Nanyuki Billionaire🇰🇪 @lewis_ngunyi]

If you're against demonstrations, then why are you demonstrating?

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Sii hii sasa ni Uchokozi?😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🥲😂😂😂

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

The only time you can crack someone's wife is when she is pregnant, stay guided

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Nairobi records the highest cases of Syphilis and HIV infections in Kenya, but residents hardly know a friend or a relative who has either. Ooyo.....Only Life is Big!

[Kemboi’s Travels @kemboi__amos]

Haha, y'all thought I was lying? 😂😂
This is how Kenya works by the way. Hii inakuaga dayscholar. 🤣🤣

[✊🏿 @mutwiriiii]

Kazi ni Kazi but before mtu afikirie ku'monetize such skill it says alot about our country

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

When you start making money, you will painfully learn that they all sell it.

[Ijoba 𓃵 💵💰 @baddest_cash]

Use condoms guys! Your girlfriends are prostitutes.
😔🥺

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Anyone trying to sell you the narrative that Bunge, state agencies, commissions, courts or any government office will save you from this regime is either politically naive or a state agent laundering false hope.

[Mwalimu Eric. @_MwalimuEric]

A lot of you need to decenter that Instagram lavish way of life, so you can start thinking like normal beings.
You are a Kenyan , living in Nairobi, no special talent or skill , fuel is ksh 200 , rent is skyrocketing everywhere, Teacher's are earning 17k a month. Ruto is the president and Duale is the cs health Trust me you are closer to being homeless or dead than driving that 2025 gle.

[Game6ix🎸 @paayme3]

Soon as u give a hoe money they keep coming back that shit like feeding cats

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

Every time a chick about to start selling pussy they become a bottle girl first it’s like an internship

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑™🕷️ @shemadcute_]

letting a man hit on the first day is the biggest mistake you can ever make.

[French Montana @FrencHMonTanA]

somebody find him for me so we can help him get back on his feet