Max Mielecki

Writer. Comedian. Escaped Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater Character. @furthurcomedy @panelperfectpodcast

[Max Mielecki @MaxMielecki]

@StarTrekOnPPlus @IMAX Hey Folks! Might need to call Geordi, website is either crashing or telling me there's no screenings in Los Angeles

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@kylerehl Checkmate, atheists!

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Covid has more rights in Texas than women

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Don’t know how many folks I know do Twitch, but if you do, please consider taking a day off viewing/streaming today. Twitch has a huge problem with harassment of POC & LGBTQ creators right now. Google it if you want to know more!#ADayOffTwitch

[Drew Landry @MrDrewLandry]

Guy Who Shit Took A Shit In Your Car says he feels “deep sadness” smelling “the tragic stench of shit” in Your Car

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Shoulda never smoked that shit now I’m in the Lost Woods

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The Amazing @kylerehl , ladies and gents!

[kyle rehl @kylerehl]

Bo Burnham’s Roommate

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Kazuya is great and all, but when’s my man Bubsy gonna get added to Smash? #NintendoDirect

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@MrDrewLandry “Listen here Jack, we’re on track, to introduce a law about smoking crack”

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Were they looking for his Razzie?

[Drew Landry @MrDrewLandry]

edgy comedians complaining about how everyone is way too easily offended
vs
edgy comedians the minute anyone says anything mildly critical towards them

[Zack Vile @zackvee]

biden on student loan debt

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I thought even dipshit racists knew the “I identify as _______” trope is hack, you dumb dipshit racist.

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@MrDrewLandry We need a Doof Warrior cinematic universe, dammit! INCLUDING a spin off about that flaming guitar

[Jess Gonzalez 🧜🏼‍♀️ @jgonzalezbooks]

We're committed to diversity but we can't hire you because you don't have experience even though we seem to know the reason you don't have experience is because people like us won't hire you but we still love diversity & if you need proof just look at our all-BIPOC support staff

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@MrNeelGhosh Sooo dope! Congrats man!

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@MrDrewLandry More like United States of NARKS