Saturn’s Middle Child

Greetings my name is Maxmillian Hartsfield, Traditional and Evolutionary Astrologer🌚 Fide et virtute. $lordts

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

Make it make sense😐

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Our campaign is fueled by optimism and our love of country. Momentum is on our side—and there is a lot of hard, joyful work to do between now and Election Day.
Tune in as I join my friend @Oprah to discuss the issues that matter most to working families. https://t.co/qIDzhn9svh

[Saturn’s Middle Child @maxmillianUKNO]

I haven’t tweeted in awhile because this place is a cesspool but

hey @Oprah … run! I hear them, they’re coming for you next.. I hope you dodge the allegations 🙏🏾#aquariusgang

[Not Will @khalnero]

“don’t borrow grief from the future” might just change my brain chemistry if I let it sit long enough

[Mike The Situation ☝🏻 @ItsTheSituation]

Emergency alert 🚨

[Chris Brennan @chrisbrennan7]

October astrology calendar

[kira 🕊 @kirastrology]

when you’re the astrologer friend and you get the “is something going on with the planets right now??” text

[Amanda ✦ AstroHealingCounsel @s0phian0va]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! ASTROLOGY ON ESPN ASTROLOGY ON ESPN ASTROLOGY ON ESPN !!!!!!!!

[𓆣 𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔩𝔩 𓆣 @stellarstrology]

The next Taurus Moon features roughly 19 hours of benefic enclosure, starting at 6:37PM on October first. Shall we make this a mass exodus to Bl*$ky? I can help organize invite code distribution if needed.

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

13 years ago, Snooki and JWoww wrote Sammi an 'anonymous' letter that told her Ronnie was cheating on her in 'Jersey Shore'

[Saturn’s Middle Child @maxmillianUKNO]

@ithinkthatsnii We were in it, I went down for some eats and caught a stray hair in my mouth, didn’t think nothing of it but as I went back to finish my meal, she goes “sorry sometimes stray dog hairs get up there”. There was nothing I could do. Just pawsed.

[Francine Adeline @francineadeline]

@fasc1nate "Pivot!!!!!!" 😂😂😂

[milk @milkstrology]

cancer & capricorn risings during the venus rx cazimi 8/13:

[Saturn’s Middle Child @maxmillianUKNO]

Feelin like Kanye

[Saturn’s Middle Child @maxmillianUKNO]

There’s far too much poison and inflammation in the TwitterSphere, we can do better.

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

fuck it, the entire Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

[🪬📿Alchemilie 📿🪬 @Emmijen]

saturn stations retrograde today

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

Fuck it, the entire Super Mario Bros movie again

https://t.co/33cbpqdv6N

[Vinny @Vinny]

WE DID IT!!!!!!!!