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competitive surviv player

[max @maxmorris__]

Covid when they mess up 2 years of college and are about to go in for the sweep

[Timeless Sports @timelesssports_]

(2009) Kobe Bryant after he's asked why he's not smiling being up 2-0 in the NBA Finals:

Kobe: "What's there to be happy about?"

Reporter: "You're up 2-0."

Kobe: "Job's not finished."

[max @maxmorris__]

Neither can live while the other survives #phophecy #chosenone

[max @maxmorris__]

Inevitable, inexorable, inescapable, unpreventable, predestined, ineluctable, compulsory, Messi, ineludible, unavoidable, fated, bound to happen

[max @maxmorris__]

@piersmorgan I don’t want to ever hear you say his name ever again

[max @maxmorris__]

@smully24 #defamation #ai

[max @maxmorris__]

going on pto for 2 weeks with your ooo on

[max @maxmorris__]

I hope Hoa is doing well these days

[max @maxmorris__]

Coffee is the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions #primalacarne

[max @maxmorris__]

Cleaner than neutrogena

[max @maxmorris__]

Everyone take notes from this girl — When take it off by fisher comes on: find a camera, ignore the music, and pose as awkwardly and fake as possible. A+ performance right here. I can only try my best during the fisher concert this Saturday

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Benzema's 1st training session at Arsenal

[max @maxmorris__]

@erling does it feel good to lose yet another award to a 36 year old when you just scored 50 goals in a single year at the peak of your career. I’m curious

[max @maxmorris__]

Leo Messi comparisons: Jesus, The Illuminati, the Italians from Kicking and Screaming, Jesus again, Jack Neave, Greg Jennings

[max @maxmorris__]

The little man from Rosario does it again. You can’t stop greatness. @NashvilleSC never stood a chance…encara Messi

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

MESSI. IN THE FINAL. OF COURSE 🐐

(via @MLS)

[max @maxmorris__]

@Litoportilloe Right of way?

[max @maxmorris__]

@tapairportugal strikes again. Bags 2 pounds over getting hit with that 180€ KO. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, beware of Tap Air #garth

[max @maxmorris__]

Beware of Garth and @tapairportugal, nastily demanding €165 for 1kg over the 10kg carryon limit with absolutely no remorse. You have been warned

[max @maxmorris__]

@DNashawaty I smell a fresh cup of hypocrisy with a side of cap

[max @maxmorris__]

@jackneave12 It was written in the stars

[max @maxmorris__]

Mbappe doesn’t know shit about fuck

[max @maxmorris__]

Thrilled to announce that I have accepted an offer to stand in the General Admission for Claude Vonstroke. I will be working out of the GA floor starting at 10pm tomorrow night. I want to thank my sister, @eventbrite, and @VividSeats for guiding me through the recruiting process.