max muzzano

Soldier of Fortune and Football Lover. Advisor to Many. Daily reports from the turd world.
You say thank you, i say fuck you. #YNWA ...but i do! #LFC

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@youngbabawap1 Lookin all hood there... I stick to looking gud. Bigup

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@LADYINRED1080 Plastics be chattin bollox always. Dumbfucks

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@Yorky252 how u doin bigman?

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@LadyV1705 ; )

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Im drinking umbongo and thinking of child soldiers from da congo

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How are you putas today? Well, how are sum of uz... Don't give a fuck about all of uz

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Mmmm two peaches and a whole lotta luv. Fabulous

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@SachaBrooks how u doin brooksy? behavin? Haha u best not be) bigup n bless i catch u when iz back in brum and u can play me sum bangas ; )

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Mornin has broken & hirahitos be doin dirty protests all over their rice crispies

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Stormy weather hospitalisashon

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Salute!

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Had a live one ere spittin and shouting fuck me jesus.... Then it fell out of its electric pram and crawled up a drain pipe

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Sum mongs jus need an exorcist

Defo

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@realDonaldTrump worgon don? bigup n bless from me n ronald

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@Nish__94 @ZIYAAD_LFC @888sport Haha yeah i did too but da wenger bit made me gfaw jus a little

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Brilliant this 😂😂😂
Jose, Klopp & Wenger go for a drive together? (via @888Sport) #MUFC #LFC #AFC

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@bumpin_mama Monologues are fabulous... As are yours. Fuckem in da ear