maxncheese

Just a nigga with a rocket launcher

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Just took two sips of a 4loko and lost all cognitive function.

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Chick be sayin Ohhh I got no titties the fuck u talking about ima suck that shit like a staving new born

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One more beer?

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Sì, señor, yo soy de rancho

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Attention chicks with snakes this is really really really important…..please sit on my face.

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Red head chicks got the fattest asses for no reason.

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93.3 till the day I Fuckin die

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Feelin 3/5 human when I eat Taco Bell

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I need three hot pockets and a beer rn

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Bitch I’m gone like a lego in mr wannouses class.

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My three favorite foods are: Thai food and pussy

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Adderall. monster energy. bangs.

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Live by rule #1 die by rule #1

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The names Jose…BIG Jose

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It’s either dicks or ur 12 there’s no in-between #ewwwwyouareindian

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Macdomgalds with a spicy chip

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CHOCOLATE RAIN!!!!!

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A burrito is just a fleshlight with beans.

[maxncheese @maxncheese1]

So ur really telling me right now that I can’t get a burger and fries at 8 am?????????

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I can smell a bitch nigga a mile away