Hillary (Rapgod) Clinton

professional ghost writer for SoundCloud rapper: lil r@pe vict1m. He's got 41 followers and he's soon to become the Milli Vanilli of the late 2020's

[Hillary (Rapgod) Clinton @maxncheif]

Cheese and weenies

[Hillary (Rapgod) Clinton @maxncheif]

If you are my enemy I will tape thumbtacks to the inside of your thighs and swing your sack between them like Homer in the Simpson movie

[Hillary (Rapgod) Clinton @maxncheif]

@MicahhParsons11 Brother, you did not deserve this. It breaks our hearts as fans, but as a human being, you've earned the right to be respected by your organization. I only hope you find one that does. Wish you the best.

[Hillary (Rapgod) Clinton @maxncheif]

Do you think bald people can see their reflections? Or do they live by vampire rules

[Hillary (Rapgod) Clinton @maxncheif]

War hardened and battle tested, my tummy survives even the toughest aches.

[Hillary (Rapgod) Clinton @maxncheif]

Using a submersible vehicle at the lake. Spent extra for the "mounted harpoon package".
Check out my Etsy page later, I WILL catch enough to fulfill the orders this time.

[Hillary (Rapgod) Clinton @maxncheif]

Y'all have been asking for it so heres my routine:
- 1 minute of warmup pumps
- 2 minutes side to side
- 3 minutes clockwise
- 3 minutes counter clockwise
- yank as hard as possible and stretch it out
One hard yank should be enough.
(If not repeat steps 3-5)
You're welcome

[Hillary (Rapgod) Clinton @maxncheif]

I feel like the unironic edging fandom is gonna be overwhelmed by the meme the same way the unironic step-sibling fandom was

[Hillary (Rapgod) Clinton @maxncheif]

Fighting the urge to gorilla glue my nuts to a tree branch and spin around like a tire swing

[Hillary (Rapgod) Clinton @maxncheif]

@PlayOverwatch its the 17th. wheres the gawtdamn event?

[Hillary (Rapgod) Clinton @maxncheif]

#VoteKirby for #PuppyBowl XVIII MVP! Da best by far

[Hillary (Rapgod) Clinton @maxncheif]

@starflash24 @ZFighterAmuro Why do people act like a quiet player base of a few million consistent active users = a dead game? People play this game and have fun it's just on the down low

[Hillary (Rapgod) Clinton @maxncheif]

Booting up the old tweet machine to let y'all know I've come out of hibernation and made a new video. Go check it out and show it some love! 😉

https://t.co/SY6lJTFq1V
#Overwatch #YouTube #Hotdogbuns

[Hillary (Rapgod) Clinton @maxncheif]

@TjBrown18 Shutcho goofy ass up spring is the shit

[Hillary (Rapgod) Clinton @maxncheif]

I love the ending up on Caleb's watch. It's like im sliding in his dm's. #iloveyoucaleb

[Hillary (Rapgod) Clinton @maxncheif]

Every single piece of genuine self expression is not only art, but is a miracle that we have the ability to do it. It's what makes us humans regardless of what you believe our origins art. Art is nothing less than fundamental for humans.

[Hillary (Rapgod) Clinton @maxncheif]

@santa can I get a 4pack of gushers and a hetero, quirky, AND horny tomboy? Thanks in advance

Love,
- Maxwell "I plead guilty" Logan

[Hillary (Rapgod) Clinton @maxncheif]

Gotta stop manufacturing scenarios where I can beat up old people and be publicly accepted for it

[Hillary (Rapgod) Clinton @maxncheif]

Feeling insecure about the length of my boyfriend's penis. What if my contemporaries laugh at me for not being able to take on more than 4 inches? Please I need advice

[Hillary (Rapgod) Clinton @maxncheif]

Don't worry 0 followers, imma start posting more

[Hillary (Rapgod) Clinton @maxncheif]

Using diet coke on my gooch to soften it up for my tennis instructor