Maximilian

I put it in the fridge

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Become ungovernable

[Maximilian @maxonethousand]

@sometimes_terri Don’t worry, they know you weren’t looking 😳

[Nut Shots @InterestingFck]

Stabilised footage of the Bigfoot film from 1967.

[a @book3nds]

my favorite twin peaks subplot

[Maximilian @maxonethousand]

@slylesC @BlackLCult Sooo stylized

[Maximilian @maxonethousand]

See, carpet makes no sense in a car, but if it’s not there the whole issue becomes about trust “what you don’t trust me to keep the carpet nice so you give me plastic? Nuh uh buddy gimme the good stuff”

[Maximilian @maxonethousand]

If @HAIMtheband ever broke up we would call it the Fall of Haim

[Maximilian @maxonethousand]

Instagram really doing double ads now

[Maximilian @maxonethousand]

Todays theme is attic stairs hbu

[jordan @JordanUhl]

just eat lentils, nobody said this would be fun

[Maximilian @maxonethousand]

@RaymundoMaximus Anything else you want to tell us?

[Maximilian @maxonethousand]

As soon as I think of the word Ayurveda I just keep saying it over and over in my head the rest of the day

[Maximilian @maxonethousand]

All these people saying cilantro tastes like dirt.. grow up!

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

(Electricians.)

[Maximilian @maxonethousand]

New Instagram be like “maybe if I like it I won’t have to see it anymore”

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@RaymundoMaximus @ me bro I work for a living

[Maximilian @maxonethousand]

I think we should keep DST all year round