Max Patterson

Astronomer

[Max Patterson @maxpatterson]

@amandavanstone @newscomauHQ This is a terrible look for you.

[Max Patterson @maxpatterson]

Whatever you do, don’t purchase any merch online through @merchbar
I purchased three items from @jamiecullum’s online store that never arrived and they are refusing to resend them or offer a refund. What a disgrace.

[Max Patterson @maxpatterson]

I unlocked £29.50 Rush tickets for Back To The Future @TodayTixUK! https://t.co/cKLITGg4Eo

[australian kitsch 🦘 @OzKitsch]

"Did you know that we had John Travolta here tonight?"
Olivia Newton-John on The Don Lane Show, 1980

[Max Patterson @maxpatterson]

Every thirty something year old dancer would be cancelled if their 10 and under ‘National Character’ solo was leaked.

[Max Patterson @maxpatterson]

@ServiceNSW Has your dine and discover system crashed? Vouchers aren’t working or scanning. Please help.

[Max Patterson @maxpatterson]

@JackieW01461728 @fedginator @xflibble @andrewdoull @TheFreedomCage1 @Craig_Foster @mbismark Anyone that says “we’ll have to agree to disagree” is essentially admitting they have lost the argument otherwise they’d express their actual point if their point had any actual merit. Which in this case it doesn’t.

[Max Patterson @maxpatterson]

Everyone is posting pictures of Sondheim with ‘Rest in Peace’ captions. I think he’d prefer to rest in erratic time signatures.

[Max Patterson @maxpatterson]

Is Lloyd Langford @SamBurgess8’s illegitimate brother? #HYBPA #SASAustralia

[Max Patterson @maxpatterson]

If sex workers work for free do they work pro boner?

[Margaret Thatcher Queen of Soho @SohoThatcher]

I’ve been wondering what the collective noun for a group of football fans should be. Having travelled on the tube post match, can I suggest “a hate crime”? A hate crime of football fans.

[Max Patterson @maxpatterson]

I can’t wait for the vaccine to be fully rolled out so I can stop looking away from stock footage of people getting needles on the news.

[Max Patterson @maxpatterson]

IKEA was the original escape room.

[Max Patterson @maxpatterson]

I wonder if Bono ever found what he was looking for...

[Mark Humphries @markhumphries]

'Micallef Tonight' was too beautiful for this world.

[Jamie Cullum @jamiecullum]

Yes - I know I’m showing off here.....a picture with the WINNER of the @MercuryPrize who made a stunning album that vibrates majestically with the true craftsmanship of a great artist - Congratulations @MichaelKiwanuka.

[Max Patterson @maxpatterson]

Second wave in Melbourne be like...

[Max Patterson @maxpatterson]

The word ‘genius’ is thrown around far too often in @Apple stores...

[Max Patterson @maxpatterson]

@scottdools @Ask_Spectrum I smell a Vodafone letter in the works...