Max Pickelsimer

I’m here for the memes. Former LEO. Current divorce attorney and want to be photographer. 🌄 🌇 🌅 #FBINA200th ♏️ IG: @maxpick

[Max Pickelsimer @maxpick]

#IfCatsDidntExist crazy cat ladies would just be crazy ladies.

[Cole Cubelic @colecubelic]

Gabriel Brownlow-Dindy...😤

[Max Pickelsimer @maxpick]

@Julius_Kim Agreed. No attorney worth his salt would allow McConnell to execute a contract or will in his current state, yet he is casting votes that impact our entire nation. It’s a shameful display of elder abuse.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Almost always, when someone of note is being accused of a misdeed, and he says 'make no mistake, this isn't about me,' it is, indeed, about him.

[Max Pickelsimer @maxpick]

@GBO_POD It was a horrible broadcast and a Harpring fanfest from the producers to the broadcasters. It made the game hard to watch.

[Max Pickelsimer @maxpick]

Take a drink every time these Harpring obsessed UNC homer announcers say her name. And take a shot for every random camera zoom of her. Go Cocks. Terrible broadcast.

[Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison]

Being a lawyer is just spending all week looking forward to the weekend, then spending the entire weekend worrying about all the work you have the following week over and over again until you die.

[Max Pickelsimer @maxpick]

@Vern_Funquist @grok @BretBielema AKA Coach Massengale…

[Max Pickelsimer @maxpick]

@cstegmaier The worst feeling you can possibly have at an oral argument is when you’ve talked for two minutes without being interrupted.

[Max Pickelsimer @maxpick]

@_HMSP Welcome to appellate advocacy. Real judges come in hot. My worst appellate experience was when the judges didn’t immediately interrupt me.

[Max Pickelsimer @maxpick]

@AdamKinzinger Mein can’t.

[Max Pickelsimer @maxpick]

It was a beautiful morning.

[Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA]

I haven’t seen MAGA this quiet since Zelenskyy hit a Russian data center.

[Jonathan Cohn @CitizenCohn]

Don’t know committee assignments obviously

But Senators Andrews and El-Sayed questioning RFK Jr. would be something to see

[Max Pickelsimer @maxpick]

@AdamKinzinger @elonmusk He’s busy opening a new shop in Argentina.

[Max Pickelsimer @maxpick]

😂😂😂

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Ok

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

You MFers just cost me a $5,000 check from Trump.

[Max Pickelsimer @maxpick]

🤣🤣🤣 💯

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

I have a slight hunch that Trump might not take any responsibility for tonight, and it is even possible he will blame other people for it.

[Max Pickelsimer @maxpick]

@GamecockFB Rat poison. Keep playing like you have something to prove. 🤙🐔

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

It’s gonna be a great night.