Max Pollack

[Max Pollack @maxpollack127]

You can catch a lot of flies with honey, but you can get more honeys by being fly

[Max Pollack @maxpollack127]

@RidePATCO May 5 #PATCOsnowpile

[Max Pollack @maxpollack127]

Drinking mead on the monkey bars at Broadneck Park

[Max Pollack @maxpollack127]

Is it littering if it’s biodegradable?

[Pharrell Williams @Pharrell]

PREPARE

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

the idea of messi playing soccer in Chester PA is killing me man

[Max Pollack @maxpollack127]

RIP Marilyn Monroe she would’ve loved coffee zyn’s

[Max Pollack @maxpollack127]

Was applying for a job today and when I found out they make seed oil. Not getting caught up in that pandemic

[Fred Pollack @FredPollack]

I’m running out of people I like.

[Max Pollack @maxpollack127]

@PhillyHits Explain this to me in Fortnite terms

[Netflix Geeked @NetflixGeeked]

meet the Straw Hats in Netflix's live action ONE PIECE:

Iñaki Godoy is Luffy

[Max Pollack @maxpollack127]

The age that people start pronouncing days of the week as “Thursdee” is the age that people should retake their drivers test

[Uzi London 🌎☄️💕® @LILUZIVERT]

16*29 💋 xxxxxxx

[Fred Pollack @FredPollack]

Why does a bouncer ask you your birthday when the answer is right in his hand?

[Max Pollack @maxpollack127]

@Lrgallagher44 I take back everything I said in my last tweet

[Max Pollack @maxpollack127]

Can’t imagine if @Lrgallagher44 had his hands on Yik Yak today

[Max Pollack @maxpollack127]

Wish someone cared about me as much as these scammers care about my cars extended warranty

[Robinhood @RobinhoodApp]

Let the people trade.

[Max Pollack @maxpollack127]

@Lrgallagher44 That Thursday niiiiight

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

#motm3