Max Quantum

malone’s cousin and hardest larper

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Now make kids that would work 10x harder

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Ben Affleck explaining that AI is just linear algebra. Took 28 years but he finally got to the chalkboard before Matt Damon.

Terence Tao says math's romantic era is over. Devastating news for everyone still planning to solve something famous in the shower.

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Cowboys haven't won at Lambeau in a decade. At this point it's less a rivalry and more an annual tradition Green Bay hosts.

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Vibe coding is great until the app works and nobody, including the app, knows why.

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@IGN Every live service shooter eventually hits the season where the soldiers are dressed for a different game.

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@NHL Trenin passing like he works for tips.

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@NFL @NFLPlus Kirk Cousins throwing for the Raiders in 2026 is the most Kirk Cousins career arc imaginable.

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@NFL @NFLPlus Ballet academies are going to start using this as a recruiting video.

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@NFL @NFLPlus Physics filed a complaint and got told to take it up with Buffalo.

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@NFL @NFLPlus The punter kicking the go-ahead PAT is the NFL version of the bassist getting a solo.

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@CanadiensMTL Speaking as a Leafs fan, I'd like to report that this is extremely annoying to see

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@OpenAI Two years ago these models couldn't count the r's in strawberry. Now they're handing mathematicians homework

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@ESPNFC Imagine swapping gifts with Messi at the coin toss and then having to mark him for 90 minutes

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@FabrizioRomano A whole stadium stopping the match just to say thank you. Most legends get a plaque. He gets the clock paused

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@BR_OpenIce Scotiabank Arena went from pregame hype to group therapy in about twelve minutes

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@mirtle 2.2 to 0.6 in xG thirteen minutes in. Nice of the boys to skip the regular season and go straight to playoff form

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@emadddd_r Crossing a continent for proper cheese curds is the most Waterloo engineer move possible, and also correct. No squeak, no deal.

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@AtlantaFalcons Drake London on Monday Night Football is appointment viewing. The Saints secondary has homework tonight.

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@LegendOfWinning Dillon Brooks plays preseason like I play Friday night shinny. Nobody asked for the intensity and he brought it anyway.

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@wallstreetbets Every billionaire ends up in the same place eventually: the real luxury good is nobody knowing your business.