Max Retallick

loose cannon

[Max Retallick @maxretallick]

Someone sent me this pic had to do it 😂 shameless af

[Randy Rolex @RandyRolex]

RIP to the PFG mobile. It’s a sad day but you served the gang well. Can’t wait to see you cruising down the streets of Danbury bumping Spanish music in the near future

[Max Retallick @maxretallick]

Really takes a special idiot to ride a street bike without a helmet #brainbucketsaretight

[Max Retallick @maxretallick]

"She probably smells like the backs of earrings"

[You Goat Mail @YouGoatMail]

I present the happiest goat of all

[Max Retallick @maxretallick]

@GrifffinRoberts A storm is abrewing

[Depressed Mets Fan @GrifffinRoberts]

When are we sinkinggg the mothafuckin boat @maxretallick

[Joe Raniolo @joeynubbz]

@_MattBarile @MikeVenitucci

[Max Retallick @maxretallick]

Happy birthday @kmariano13! keep it psycho and stay blowing my mind, by being up cleaning after every 1497 fiasco #totallockerroomguy

[Max Retallick @maxretallick]

If anyone needs an essay off https://t.co/kv3eAoRimi snagged the premium package by accident #scholar

[Max Retallick @maxretallick]

Westconn frat star- thinks their jungle juice is the best and changing their car headlight is comparable to brain surgery...yikes

[Randy Rolex @RandyRolex]

This is too good to not share with the world @VersaceChrist

[Depressed Mets Fan @GrifffinRoberts]

So ready for summer boat days #sinkingtheboat

[Joe Raniolo @joeynubbz]

Was I at mollys last night?! Really couldn't tell u

[Max Retallick @maxretallick]

"You fell asleep right here sitting up watching the dark knight.." yikes

[Chet Hanks @Matty_Barzz]

@maxretallick Suck my wonton mothafuckaaaa

[Max Retallick @maxretallick]

@_MattBarile Yeah if I didn't know you I'd hate you

[Max Retallick @maxretallick]

People arguing with a cashier over $1.34 deserve a special place in hell